Things Girls Must Know. About us GUYS

First Times

Yes, we are talking about sex. I will start off by saying that I am not a girl so I don't really know what goes on down there but I think I have an idea.

Okay, when you have your first time it should be someone that likes you..I would say love but that crap is overrated. You should get prepared like um.....

1. Um maybe start off safe unless you like it bare. (This sounds so wrong)

2. Oh an I mean make someone preferably a boy lol wear a condom or if a girl take the pill. By The Way What Is The Pill? I have always wanted to know that. I know its called a birth pill..i think.

3. Since its your first time you might want to be um....wet (awkward). But yeah, You might want to be wet sown there and then it might not hurt. People say it hurts but I never asked a girl if it hurts. I am guessing if your vagina bleeds then it probably hurts. Ew that made me think of a period lol.

4. I think that is how you get ready for your first time if your a girl.

For a boy its much easier cause we don't get all wet and gushy down there and we don't have to keep up on birth pills and all the other crap. We just have to find the hole (a vagina) and put it in..its really easy.

Okay well, this was really awkward and fun to write because i couldn't think cause i was laughing so hard and getting grossed out and deleting stuff then putting it back then deleting it again. I liked the challenge. Thanks georgiahoran98