Things Girls Must Know. About us GUYS

Fuck It.

    Aug. 5, 2015
    This is my 100th chapter! Even though you guys don't hear my excitement, I am Overly Excited! (My Friend Finn Died But I Don't Wanna Sit Around Dwelling)

       Since this is my 100TH CHAPTER, I am gonna Tell You guys what I am Like...No Lies. But first, I need to clear the air. Some people have been calling me sexist, feminist, man-whore(I am okay with this one cause its kinda true but i am working on it), and Lastly A GURL. Its totally okay if you call Drew Monson a girl But ME? WTF WHY?.

       I don't understand why are some peeps calling me a girl but its whatever. I didn't realize I had a vagina. I mean everytime I am horny I have a dick, and when I piss, and when I have sex, and when I-...(I think thats it) ANYWAY.

1. If you talk to me and your a girl I probably MOST likely look at your boobs. Its like you have bullseyes around your nipples, my eyes immediately advert downward.

2. If you talk to me I will flirt with you cause I am just Horny, I will Be HONEST. I am just young and horny lol.

3. If you ask for food right after we just got food I will still eat more food.

4. If you bite your lip I will kiss you, Its just hot in a girl. I dont know how girls do it, they look so hot when biting there lips.

5. If ou say your fat I will most likely ignore you or tell you your perfect.

6. Girls are perfect.

7. I try to be perfect but can't manage it.

8. I strive for better.

9. Everything I said is true.

10. I have not lied in this book. (Don't plan too)

11. Some people are just like "Damn Nick all you do is lie" but really I am telling the truth. There is bad stuff that happens to people and if a guy is good looking then why do some people think he can pull girls. I just like girls and they like me. I am starting to move up to doing woman so yeah(pats back)

       Bye guys. REMEMBER GIRLS ARE PERFECT.

P.S. I like to bone.

P.P.S I think you guys should ask me question you want answered about myself or a full story you want told on the next chapter. I mean like a memory in my life when i say story!