How each of the marauders creates a diversion:
James: *pretends to be violently ill*
*mission accomplished*
James: Oh would you look at that, all better.
Peter: *loudly knocks over desk*
Peter: Sorry, sorry.
Remus: *raises hand and politely asks unnecessary questions about the lesson*
Sirius: *politely raises hand *
Sirius: *looks teacher dead in the eyes with a straight face*
Sirius: Pen!s.
