Harry Potter Headcanons

trap

*Remus & Sirius babysitting*

Harry: uhh, padfoot, can I have some firewhiskey?

Sirius: what did moony say?

Harry: he said no...

Sirius: then why are you asking me

Harry: because hes not the boss of you...

Sirius: (internally) this is a trap, this is a trap, this is a trap