James Sirius: Hey Teddy, how did your dad die?
Teddy: he was killed by death eaters.
James Sirius: but wasn't he defense against the dark arts teacher?
Teddy: yes, why does that matter
James Sirius: like bro, just look at your notes
Remus (in heaven): James your grandson is a little sh*t you know that?
James: I don't know Moons, he seems adorable and charming to me.
