Rowena: You know what this school needs? To not make any sense-
Salazar: Rowena, I don't think-
Rowena: Exactly, you don't think. I'm brilliant and this is perfect. Moving staircases, walls that think they're
doors-
Helga: But how will the students get to class?
Rowena They'll have to figure it out.
Helga: ...
Rowena: Everyday. They will figure it out everyday. My students will live in a tower and navigate these stairs every time.
Helga : The stairs move! This doesn't seem safe...I think I'll put my common room in the basement, Rowena.
Salazar: Ditto. I think the dungeons would be safer.
Rowena: My kids will brave these stairs. I'll take the other tower.
*meanwhile in the distance*
Godric: PARKOUR!
Rowena: Wait that's not what I-
Godric: *Jumping from one staircase to another* YEAAAH!!
