Harry Potter Headcanons

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Minerva: *runs in* Potter just told everyone that he's gay and in love with Malfoy.

Everyone:

Dumbledore: Crap, it's Tuesday isn't it? Who had Tuesday in the poll?

Severus: I had Friday.

Hooch: I did! Yes! Alright everyone, hand over 2 Galleons, come on.

Minerva: Damn Potter. You couldn't have come out tomorrow?