Minerva: *runs in* Potter just told everyone that he's gay and in love with Malfoy.
Everyone:
Dumbledore: Crap, it's Tuesday isn't it? Who had Tuesday in the poll?
Severus: I had Friday.
Hooch: I did! Yes! Alright everyone, hand over 2 Galleons, come on.
Minerva: Damn Potter. You couldn't have come out tomorrow?
