Sirius: *climbing a bookcase in the library*
Remus: Get down from there!
Sirius: No!
Remus: I'll get Professor McGonagall!
Sirius: Go ahead, I'll fight her!
Remus: If you get down I'll give you a hug.
Sirius: *immediately climbs down and throws himself at Remus*
Sirius: I totally would have fought he
Remus: I know.
