James: So.. I saw you spending a lot of time with Remus lately.
Sirius: No James it's not what it looks
like. I swear!
James: Oh really? So no reason for me to
be jealous?
Sirius: No, Prongs, you are the only one for me.
James: Is that so?
Sirius: I swear to god! Remus and I are
only dating, ok? He's my boyfriend!
James: So there are no best-friends-
Sirius: You are still my one and only
best friend! He's just the love of my life, nothing more!
James: But I'm still the platonic love of your life right?
Sirius: Of course bro!
James: Bro!
Lily&Remus: What the-
