Draco: Father, that stupid Potter keeps teasing me that I am gay.
Lucius: Then hex him in the face, son.
Draco: ...
Draco: ...
Draco: But he is so freaking cute !!!
Lucius: ...
Draco: I shall ask him on a date
Lucius: *sighs*
Draco: And father, right after I kiss him. I shall make fun of him, of course.
Lucius: *faints*
Draco: Father, do you think he would agree to go on a date with me?
Draco: Father! Father!
