*10 pm in the marauder's dorm 7th year*
Sirius, laying in remus's arms, on remus's bed: prongs need to tell you something
James: what is it padfoot
Sirius: im gay and i'm in love with moony and we have been dating for a while
Remus stuttering:
James: thank god I was worried you were homophobic or something
Sirius: how can I be homophobic if i'm gay
Peter: can everyone just shut up and go to sleep
*five minutes of silence later...*
James: hey padfoot can I tell you something
Sirius: anything what's up
Remus and peter groaning:
James: I'm gay and i've been dating your year or so now
Sirius screaming: my baby brother
*five minutes later...*
Minerva McGonagall getting woken up by a first year crying that there is a black dog and a stag fighting in the common room: just a few more months and I will be free
