A typical HP fic where Harry shows up at Hogwarts and acts just like Tom Riddle, the same cold voice, the same grace, the same interests. This goes on for weeks all while Dumbledore goes through a series of heart-attacks.
Turns out Sirius and Remus rescued Harry from the Dursleys and the three thought it would be a hilarious prank (and they were right).
"Yeah, that's for tossing him at the door of an abusive household, y' git!" Sirius bellows at a fainted Dumbledore as Remus buys Harry a milkshake.
