Harry Potter Headcanons

nerf gun

Okay, but I have 5 words for you: "secret muggleborn nerf gun war."

Everyone is sitting quietly in the great hall one morning for breakfast and suddenly three muggleborn Gryffindors burst in, point their nerf guns at a Ravenclaw and two Hufflepuffs and open fire and suddenly every muggleborn has a nerf gun out and projectiles are flying across the great hall. No one except the muggleborn students and teachers saw this coming (and damn if the new DADA teacher isn't having the time of his life in this nerf war) and all the other students are so confused.