Sirius *eating ice cream*
James: Let me try
Sirius (watches in horror as James eats the ice cream off his spoon)
Sirius: James what the hell? You put your mouth all over my spoon James (shrugging): We're brothers, we can share germs
Lily (scowling at the other end of the table): Really? You want to convince me they're not together?
Remus: They better not be. I'm currently screwing one of them
Lily (shoving him): Remus you fucking Remus: Not James! I'm not screwing James!
James (yelling across the table): You
know I can hear you Lupin? I don't want to screw you either!
Sirius (angrily shoves him): And what's wrong with Remus? Why wouldn't you want to screw him?
