Remus: sirius my love, how was your day? did anything special?
James: uh oh
Sirius: what?
James: he's only that nice to you when you did something bad
James: what did you do sirius ??
Sirius, starting to sweat: n nothing....?
James: you ate his chocolate again, didn't you?
Remus: yes, and if he does one more time I'll break his spine <3
