Harry Potter Headcanons

dress code

McGonagall: You are violating the dress code.

Sirius, *dressed in girl's uniform to make a point*: Why is that?

Sirius: I'm not wearing a tank top, you can't see my shoulders, my skirt is long enough and I have shorts underneath!

Sirius: is iT BecAUSe mY KneECapS ARE diStrAcTinG tHe BOYS!!

McGonagall: ...

McGonagall: Your sweater says f*ck

Sirius: oh