McGonagall: You are violating the dress code.
Sirius, *dressed in girl's uniform to make a point*: Why is that?
Sirius: I'm not wearing a tank top, you can't see my shoulders, my skirt is long enough and I have shorts underneath!
Sirius: is iT BecAUSe mY KneECapS ARE diStrAcTinG tHe BOYS!!
McGonagall: ...
McGonagall: Your sweater says f*ck
Sirius: oh
