I fear that if the marauders lived in modern times, James and Sirius would go around Hogwarts with a microphone and camera, interviewing students
James *shoving a microphone into Remus'
face* :I'm here today with Hogwarts student, Remus Lupin. Say hi Remus.
Remus *annoyed*: Hi
Sirius: So the question of the day is, gay son or thot daughter?
Remus: You should ask Euphemia since she has a gay daughter and an obsessed son
Sirius (scowling): B*tch
James *motioning to the first year Gryffindor he bullied into recording for them*: Cut the cameras NOW
