Psychokinesis (Dazai x Reader)

SPECIAL CHAPTER: SAIKI K CROSSOVER

The Disastrous Life of Saiki Kusuo is an anime with Saiki Kusuo as the main character. He's an incredibly powerful psychic who hates drawing attention to himself and likes coffee jelly more than most things. One of the reasons he hasn't used his powers for evil is because of his love for his mother, which I find adorable. I created this special crossover chapter 'cause I thought It'd be funny and chaotic if ability users accidentally meet him, an all-powerful psychic. 

Y/N'S POV

As I was about to enter the ramen shop I regularly eat at, a pink-haired guy caught my attention as he walked passed me. That bright colored hair reminds me of someone I used to be really close friends with, Saiki Kusuo. He was my childhood friend since we lived next door to each other but for some reason, he mysteriously moved away. I couldn't help but assume that it was him so I lightly tapped him on the shoulder and took a closer look at his face.

"Saiki?" I mumbled, not really sure if I had the right guy. 

Saiki: I think you mistook me for someone else, goodbye. 

"Oh my gosh, it is you! How have you beeen?" I instantly knew that it was indeed him, not everyone responds like this guy right here. I feel like I'm forgetting something crucial about him though. 

Saiki: Oh, yeah. Y/N, right? 

"Yep! Glad you still remember me, do you wanna eat lunch together? My treat" 

Saiki: No thanks, I already ate. 

"But this place serves really tasty coffee jelly" I insisted, knowing full well that he used to love those. 

Saiki: Okay, let's go. 

He's still the same as ever. Seeing him like this is so nostalgic, I just can't help but get this feeling that there was something about him that was completely out of the ordinary.. 

Right at the moment we were seated, I spotted two tables from ours were Chuuya, Akutagawa and Higuchi. Why are they here? Eating at a café called 'Lots of Love Café'. It does not help their image at all. 

Saiki: Your former colleagues? 

"H-huh? How'd you know?" Then it hit me, that's right! He told me something about powers and stuff. Just like the ability I had but his was entirely different.

Saiki: You forgot, huh? You're the first person I told. 

"I'm so sorry! It's just been so long. I can't believe you just read my mind, you used to do that a lot when we were kids" 

Saiki: All you thought about were lollipops and dollhouses, though. 

"Embarrassing.. anyways, believe it or not, there's someone I know that can nullify your abilities" 

Saiki: What? Seriously?

"Mhm, yeah. I know it's been a burden to you since everything you did either made it to the news or caused trouble. Do you wanna meet him and try?" I willingly offered. Even though there's a small chance it won't work, Dazai's ability is known to have no exceptions. 

Saiki: Sure, if it's no trouble. 

"Great! We can go there after we finish our desserts" I suggested while taking a bite of my chocolate pine cone ice cream. 

Saiki: Good grief, they have spotted you. 

"What?" I turned my head around and the mafia members that I saw earlier are now walking towards us. Nothing bad will happen if they meet, right?

Chuuya: Y/N, didn't see you there. 

Higuchi: Hi! Y/N.

"Hey, Chuuya, Akutagawa and Higuchi. Is it your break time?"