Psychokinesis (Dazai x Reader)

Chapter 3: Wallet

Y/N'S POV

As I slurped the freshly cooked noodles of my Tonkotsu ramen, I could feel Dazai's gaze as he watched me eat.

"What are you looking at? Did you fall for me already" I uttered jokingly.

Dazai: Would it be wrong if I did?

I almost choked on the long noodles I was eating. How could he easily joke like that, jeez. I covered my mouth as I coughed a few times. I glanced at him and he was worriedly pouring me a glass of water.

Dazai: I'm sorry if that was sudden, please drink. I don't wanna accidentally kill someone today for the second time.

"Huh? You know what, I don't even want to know" I gently took the glass from his hand as to not spill the overflowing water he poured.

Dazai: It must be hard working with that dumbass Chuuya all the time.

"What do you mean? Chuuya-san's considerate and a really kind person"

Dazai: He must've cast a spell on you to think that way.

You look like the person who would do that kind of thing, though. Tch.

"Why do you even hate him that much, did you ever work together?"

Dazai: Oh, the horror! Why would you remind me of those days, ugh I might puke.

He's so melodramatic, why do I get the feeling they'd make such a great team together. I might get invested in their history but not today, this ramen is sooo good.

Dazai: That was so deliciouuus! It's so much fun eating with you, Y/N. Should we do this again sometime?

"I've been meaning to ask, how do you know my name?"

I've been wanting to ask that since I bumped into him an hour ago but I was afraid of the answer.

Dazai: mmm, let me just say I have my sources. hehe!

"Then why'd you even bother to ask, such a weirdo" I reached out for my wallet to pay for the meal.

Dazai: Oh! Don't place your hard-earned money on this bill, Y/N. I know how hard you worked for that, trust me. Will you let me get this one?

"... Well, it's a free meal. I don't see a reason to decline"

Dazai grinned stupidly and reached for a black leather wallet. He paid the bill and cleaned our table, maybe I misjudged this guy?

Dazai: Well, this has been a delight. Now I gotta go thank Kunikida-kun for that tasty ramen, mm

Wha-? Don't tell me he used the money of his co-worker and not his own?? This fool! I knew I was right about him.

"Tsk, your agency better not attack me and demand a payment for that meal."

Dazai: whaaat? Kunikida-kun would never do that, I won't let him.

He smiled as he walked away with his hands in his pockets. I gotta say, if he wasn't such a nuisance, maybe I'd give this a chance.

Pff, what am I saying. Damn it.