Eula: bitches b like "im baby" but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age anyways I'm bitches
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Y/n when Xiao: I'm sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don't know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It's rude.
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Yanfei : I was born for politics, I have great hair and I love lying. (no you dont)
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Diona : You really think I give a fuck? I can't even read.
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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Kaeya*
Kaeya: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.
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Ningguang : If you can't beat them, dress better then them
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Kuki: This is such a bad idea.
Itto: Then why are you coming along?
Kuki: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
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Genshin Impact headcannons/scenarios - BOOK 2
FanfictionA part 2 of my first part of this so called "series" by me. Make sure to read the first one, I'm pretty sure you would like it!
