Ask or Dare Lady Athena

Dare - #144

Athena and Elle: *in the corner of the woods where none of the demigods can see them*

Elle: Alright. See any potential girls already?

Athena: You make me sound like a creep.

Elle: You were literally dared by Starfiredream2 to disguise yourself as Zeus. Being a creep is the goal.

Athena: *sighs* Fair point.

Elle: *looks at one girl named Quinn and points* What about her?

Athena: Are you crazy? She's one of Artemis's Hunters.

Elle: *grins and pushes Athena towards her* Way more fun!

Athena: *groans and slowly starts walking towards Quinn*

Quinn: *notices Athena and her eyes widen* Lord Zeus?

Athena: *grins* Quinn, right?

Quinn: Yes, my lord. *bows*

Athena: None of that. *laughs and winks*

Quinn: L-Lord Zeus?

Athena: Now, why don't we go somewhere more private? We could get to know each other better. I'm very curious about you and I have so many questions. Like... what is a pretty little thing like you doing single and stuck with the Hunt? *grins and steps closer*

Elle: *takes the video and grimaces* That's a great Zeus impression, alright.

*later*

Artemis: *storms up to Zeus* What the Hades were you doing to my Hunter earlier?!

Zeus: *blinks* What Hunter?

Artemis: Quinn! My newest recruit! Were you in camp solely to target demigods now?!

Aphrodite: Ew, you're lurking around camp now? Around our kids? We really need to have a talk about boundaries.

Zeus: Are you all insane? I was nowhere near camp earlier!

Artemis: *shoves the phone with the video Elle sent into his face* Then explain this!

Zeus: *squints and the screen, then sputters* It—That—okay, he does look like me, but this is absurd! That is not me!

Artemis: Do you think I was born yesterday? I know your reputation, father! Don't even deny it! You have no self-control whatsoever, you douchebag!

Zeus: Artemis, I—

Hera: *looks at the video and glares at Zeus* Again?! You dare go behind my back again?! Do you never learn?! Why I ought to—

Hera and Artemis: *start cursing at Zeus*

Aphrodite: *also joins in* I'm just saying, what if that was our kid next? Dionysus, that fool is too incompetent. One of us parents needs to make sure Zeus isn't constantly sneaking around. Who's with me?

Athena: Agreed.

Zeus: *looks at her in disbelief*Athena!

Athena: *shrugs* She makes a valid point.

Hera and Artemis: *still berating Zeus*

Hermes: *peeks in from the doorway and tilts his head at Athena* What's this about now?

Athena: *reading her book, unbothered* Zeus got caught flirting with one of Artemis' Hunters this morning.

Hermes: *blinks* This morning? What do you mean? I was in a meeting with Zeus the entire day.

Athena: No, you weren't.

Hermes: Yes, I was. I literally—

Athena: *gives him a look* No, you weren't.

Hermes: *stares at Athena in confusion*

Athena: *smirks*

Hermes: Oh. Oh. *beams mischievously and watches everything unfold*

Zeus: I told you! I was in a meeting the entire time— Hermes! Thank goodness you're here! You're a sensible god... somewhat. You were with me! Tell them I'm not lying!

Hermes: *pauses and innocently looks at him* What meeting?

Hera: *glares at Zeus again*

Zeus: *jaw drops as he looks at Hermes* You were with me! We were discussing the new Olympian messaging policies!

Hermes: *shakes his head* No, I don't think so. I don't know. I talked to a lot of people today. My memory's a little warped from flitting between realms. You know how it is—

Zeus: We ended the meeting twenty minutes ago!

Aphrodite: *finally catches a glimpse of the video and gasps scandalously* That is my daughter! Zeus! Shame on you! Have you no decency?!

Artemis, Aphrodite, and Hera: *yelling at Zeus*

Zeus: *also yelling, frantically trying to defend himself* I am being framed! That is not me!

Artemis, Aphrodite, and Hera: SHUT UP!

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