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The first time I heard the name Amanda Jordan I looked it up on Spotify because I was wondering if my guitar teacher wasn't just a guitar teacher but also a celebrity. It turned out she was on Spotify. Why do I mention this because I've had a very unusual ability to attract celebrities With my PTSD in a good way because of my creativity. I spent years under her tutelage. And she finally got me to sing properly that angelic voice that I told you about that I had and still have she got it out of me she didn't have to water boarded out of me she didn't have to do anything to get out of it you just said try to sing and let's see what happens so I did with the guitar and the next thing you know and I had my mother on the phone and the next thing you know she nearly had a heart attack because of the singing so beautiful.
I remember the very first song that I sang which was bang bang by Nancy Sinatra I still remember the tune still remember some of the lyrics is a beautiful song in my opinion something that I believe and because I've been wrong so many times so I like bang bang bang bang my baby shot me down and stuff but I also create my own songs and stuff now but anyways I was doing cover songs with Amanda trying to learn the guitar learn the guitar but now I  lost the ability because of drama and bullshit that was going on in my life this year particularly with my mother's death my brother being an asshole and everything else in between so I and my psychopathic aunt so I am never had a chance to get out the guitar and I missed out on it but I practice singing and I still rap but I sing I love to sing I have the voice of a convict female convict but I voice of an angel when I saying I don't get that and I wonder if I have DID.   It's not unusual to record yourself and not recognize your voice but in this case I am wondering if I have an altar but I don't know I don't want to know and if I found out that I had the ID I would be fucked up because I wouldn't be able to be an FBI agent. I would have to find another means to help other people and make other people happy and healthy nice and stuff but instead I decide It's just a switch in the voice it's not a Swinton personalities I switch voices I can do a possessed voice as if I'm possessed I have been known to be using helium voice without helium there's a lot of voices I can do but the angelic singing that's something that is a little weird and I think my voice box has dissociative identity disorder I think that's what I think about my voice box at least. I have a rap voice box singing voice box and talking voice box, and that's about it it's kind of strange but it's true. Why would I have this strange ability to make different voices because I used to be an actor one time not a professional actor I was an improv when you go hi my name is in a high pitch voice or Lopez voice or something like that I can change the pitch is in my voice very easy. But not without getting a sore throat but that's a small price to pay for a good song to hear and I have your friends to here so I certain I sing to get them PTSD off my back to help myself distress to help myself unwind help myself create you never know make an example out of something all kinds of reasons why I sing because I'm emotional I'm just emotional I certain because I'm emotional I'm also an empath and a clairvoyant as I may have mentioned in the previous autobiography this is basically my second autobiography this is why I saying is it because I'm an emotional person I'm not a psychopath.   Have you ever heard Jeffrey Dahmer try to sing no and if he did I think he would sound like a tapping water boarded naturally because why he's a psychopath I am emotional I have other facets and pictures to my voice that are very important in a song and I sang with a very angelic tone because I'm usually very happy or sad one of the true I don't get angry very often when I do I wrap when I get pissed off. And that's plain simple I just rap when I'm pissed off or a shadow box I discovered shadowboxing a couple of times and found that to be a good way to get the anger out you just make sure no one's in the way.     You may have noticed that I may have done some martial arts so I do some shadowbox and just a east dress from term to time. I also read the dump geese crumpy dump D's box I don't know who the author is but the company Dumpty's which is about Donald Trump's career and verse and it's funnier than fuck I think I may have burst a blood vessel I'm gonna be honest with you about that is that I was so fucking funny that I thought I got a headache and that I may have done some them a blood vessel I was laughing so hard I read all three of the Humpty dump trump D Dumpty's and it was worth my time let me Telya that's all I can say it was something that was very enlightening and very fun and interesting to read and funny and you'll laugh yourself to a headache I'll tell you that right now.  

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