Cringefest 2018: The Competition [COMPLETED]

House Sorting

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Of these four, what do you value the most?
A. Perseverance
B. Competence
C. Community spirit
D. Fighting spirit

How regularly do you make friends?
A. No friends outside those I already know
B. Not that often, but I'll talk to anyone
C. Yes
D. I have more enemies than friends

What's your favourite kind of weather?
A. Rainy
B. Cloudy
C. Windy
D. Sunny

Which of these describes your style?
A. Casual
B. Minimalist
C. Free-spirited
D. Punky

If you could know the absolute answer to any one question, what would it be?
A. If I died right now, how would everyone around me react?
B. Do we truly have free will or is destiny written in stone?
C. Does God exist?
D. How many gold medals will my country bag in the next Olympics?

Does seeing other people cry make you cry too?
A. T T wait, what did you say?
B. I'm indifferent
C. We cry together
D. I'm the one who makes other people cry

What is your biggest pet peeve?
A. Comic sans
B. Missing groupmates
C. Unskippable ads
D. People who ruin vibes

Can you stay calm under a lot of pressure?
A. Yes because the pressure doesn't matter to me
B. Yes, I can and will find a way to get the job done.
C. It depends, sometimes I need a pep talk.
D. I was never calm

When I want to show support for someone, I:
A. Hug them
B. Tell them everything's gonna work out! I might even give a few tips or advice.
C. Gather all our friends and cheer them on!
D. Tell the world how amazing that someone is

What is your love language?
A. Quality time
B. Acts of service
C. Physical touch
D. Words of affirmation

What's your MBTI?
A. ISTP, ISFP, INFP, or INTP
B. ISTJ, ISFJ, INFJ, INTJ
C. ESTP, ESFP, ENFP, ENTP
D. ESTJ, ESFJ, ENFJ, ENTJ

Harry Potter house?
A. Gryffindor
B. Ravenclaw
C. Hufflepuff
D. Slytherin

When you lose, what do you do?
A. I just roll over and die (there's always next time)
B. I make up for it. I go harder!
C. I literally do not care
D. I don't lose!!!!!1!

What element fits you most?
A. Water
B. Earth
C. Air
D. Fire

Would you rather:
A. Command a fleet of ships
B. Discover (and possibly rule) a new planet
C. I reject power unless only I can step up for the job
D. Rule an empire

What set of school subjects do you like most?
A. Maths & sciences
B. History, geography, & civics
C. Psychology, arts, and religion/ethics
D. PE/Gym and drama

What's your fatal flaw?
A. I make myself appear too weak.
B. I tend to overfixate on things.
C. I find it hard to meet what's expected of me.
D. I'm very boastful.

When you need information from someone, you...
A. Ask someone else about what they know
B. Stalk them
C. Ask them politely
D. Violence is always the answer!

What's your favourite food?
A. Meat & fish
B. Ice cream
C. I like all food but I'm fruity :)
D. your mom

Amogus?
A. Red sus
B. I saw red vent
C. I have medbay scan does anyone want to come with me
D. Why is yellow accusing me? Maybe they are the impostor

What is your favourite part of a story?
A. Redemption arcs
B. The ending
C. The start
D. The climax

Do you put the cereal or the milk first?
A. Milk first
B. The bowl first
C. Cereal first
D. Milk? Don't you mean orange juice?

What are your thoughts on abortion?
A. I should've been aborted.
B. A•bor•tion (n.) From the word 'abort'. The termination of an unborn offspring.
C. What's abortion? Can I eat it?
D. Nonsense! Don't chicken out!

What font do you like the most?
A. Arial
B. Times New Roman
C. Comic Sans
D. Papyrus

What is your favourite day of the week?
A. Friday
B. Monday
C. Sunday
D. Saturday

Is the glass half-empty or half-full?
A. Half-empty
B. Likely more than half-filled or empty due to the presence of water vapour
C. Half-full
D. It depends on whether it was initally full or empty

What gaming platform do you most prefer?
A. PS3/4/5 or XBox
B. Desktop
C. Mobile
D. Nintendo Switch

If you had a superpower, what would it be?
A. Super speed
B. Mind control
C. Some elemental power 
D. Time travel

It's Saturday night, what are you up to?
A. Watching Netflix
B. At home trying to cram my homework/project/thesis
C. In church with my homie Jesus
D. Watching a documentary about crabs

What D&D ability score do you look for most in a person?
A. Constitution
B. Wisdom
C. Charisma
D. Strength

Which tarot card best describes you?
A. Strength
B. The Magician
C. The Hierophant
D. The Emperor

If given all free will and no restraint whatsoever, what occupation would you take up?
A. I'd remain an honest laborer because I'm good and humble :)
B. Since finance isn't a concern anymore, can't I just stay unemployed and do whatever anytime?
C. A Youtuber/twitch streamer
D. The president of a country

R u gae?
A. no, my brother is tho
B. I'm bi, does that count
C. Hell yeah, my house at 7 tomorrow? ;)
D. No u

What's your favourite colour?
A. Blue
B. Yellow
C. White
D. Red

Now to check your answers! (If you have a tie, you can pick one house you prefer.)

If you have mostly A's: 

Navio de Campiones!

Welcome to Casa de Navio! Represented by the blue ship, Navio values perseverance, determination, and humble, hard work, in the way journeys by ship in the 15th Century took months or even years to complete. Storms are an inevitable obstacle in that long journey, but so is your sense of belongingness with your crew and your ability to adapt to any new situation.

If you have mostly B's: 

Somos Luchadores, Campana!

Welcome to Casa de Campana! Represented by the yellow bell, Campana values teamwork, cleverness, and the ability to get the job done; if it's not alone, then you have lots of camaraderie to lean on, as bells gather people together. There is no one left behind as there's a lot to get done and there's always a task that can use talented hands like yours, whether that task is winning a game, composing a choreography, or even tricking another house.

If you have mostly C's: 

C! RRR-UUU-C! III-FFF-I! JJJ-O! CRU-CI-FI-JO!

Welcome to Casa de Crucifijo! Represented by a white crucifix, Crucifijo values the sense of community and belongingness, inviting everyone to spread love and happiness and to enjoy time together. We're looking for free-spirited vibes in the house. If you're religious, this is the house for you. But even if you aren't, you are always welcome to pop a bottle of Jatorade, party, and cheer with your fellow Crucifijo!

If you have mostly D's: 

Andale Cangrejo! Derotarlos!

Welcome to Casa de Cangrejo! Represented by a red crab, Cangrejo values victory and accomplishment. Historically, Roman legions feared the sea; if it wasn't a fear of the gods, it was a fear of the changing tides as they stepped upon the shores, or the cold and violent waves that could consume them at any time. Yet the crab thrives by the sea, and conquers the places even the Romans could not. It proudly wears its shell on the outside, protected from outside forces, yet unlike a turtle, remains nimble.