Cringefest 2018: The Competition [COMPLETED]

Navio II

April places her backpack on her desk. "Sandee-"

"Yeah?" she responds

"What sport are you doing?"

"Badminton, isn't that obvious? How about you?"

"I'm thinking either basketball or volleyball," answers April.

"Ann said she's going for cheerdance, if not football."

April makes a cringing, surprised look, knowing that Ann would never go to a cheerdance competition in her life. "Seriously?"

"Yeah, apparently so," replies Sandee. "I get the football part - as in, soccer football, not American - since she used to go to Taekwondo classes every Saturday, so her legs have a bit of muscle. But cheerdancing?"

"Yeah, I know right?"

"Hey, April!" shouts Ann. "For SportsFest, I'm going to cheerdance and football. How 'bout you?"

"Wait, you can do two?" April questions.

"Duh! It's not like SportsFest is just so that we can lose weight while being competitive!"

"Damn, yeah," says Sandee.

"What sport are you doing, April?" asks Ann.

"Either basketball or volleyball. I don't have a badminton racquet."

"If you really wanted Navio to win, you could sign up for frisbee," mocks Ann.

"There's no frisbee," Sandee points out. "What are you talking about?"

"r/woooosh"

"Navio will win. Because we're a ship. Like you and Fra-"

"Shut the fuck up, I don't know how that's relevant to Navio winning at all, like you have a chance. You have the 'meh' people. We Crucifijo have the awesome people."

"Steven's Campana," notes Sandee.

"I hate Steven," counters Ann. "He's smart, sure, but he sucks at sports."

"Just stop, 'cause the winner would be Cangrejo if not Campana."

"Wow, Sandee," moans Ann.

"No, it would be Khan Grayson," counters April, chuckling.

"I'm pretty hype for his class later," says Ann. "I advanced studied our lessons last night. Japan went into a feudal state and most likely, Mr. Grayson's gonna compare them with SportsFest houses."

Nah, he definitely won't

Yeah... definitely not