Cringefest 2018: The Competition [COMPLETED]

Navio XV

"LET'S GO, NAVIO!"

"Bish, at this rate even if you guys won this last one, I don't think Navio would win the overall thing," states Ann.

"I doubt Crucifijo would, either," Sandee refutes.

"Campana it is, then!"

Sandee smirks.

"Well, it's the final stretch, innit?" asks Ann. "LET'S GO, CAMPANA!"

I wonder what her housemates think of this.

Wait the f, I do it too.

"Well, it's the second to the last, at least," notes Sandee. "Appreciate your support though!"

"C! R-U-C! I-F-I! J---O! CRU-CI-FI-JO! C! R-U-C! I-F-I! J---O! CRU-CI-FI-JO!"

"N-A-V-I-O! ASUL, SUL, SUL, SUUUL HEY! ASUL NAVIO!"

"Let's go, Maria!" shouts Erica.

"C-A! C-A-M! C-A-M-P-A-N-A! CAMPANA! HEY! HEY! CAMPANA, HEY! HEY!"

"Watch out for ma' sister, everyone!" shouts Kat.

"Watch out for Georgia," Francine (Cangrejo) retorts.

The whistle blows. Without a doubt, Joe (Campana) finishes in the lead, despite Georgia always right behind her.

"Last one," says April. "Who's it gonna be?"

"CANGREJO DESTRUIROS A TODOS!"

"SOMOS LUCHADORES, CAMPANA! SOMOS LUCHADORES, CAMPANA!"

"N-A-V-I-O! ASUUUL, BRO! ASUL, SUL, SUL, SUUUL, HEY! ASUL NAVIO! NAVIO DE CAMPIONES!"

"C! R-U-C! I-F-I! J---O! CRU-CI-FI-JO!"

"LOUDER, CAMPANA!" shouts Kat.

"S O M O S  L U C H A D O R E S  C A M P A N A!" they repeat. "s O m O s  l u C h A d O r E s  c A m P a N a!"

"C! R-U-C! I-F-I! J---O! CRU-CI-FI-JO!"

"THIS IS THE FINAL ROUND OF THE 100 METRE DASH!" shouts Coach Caesar.

"GO CAMILLE!" shouts Juhn.

He blows the whistle.

Although Camille (Campana) starts off in the lead, Karen (Cangrejo) overtakes her.

"God dammit Karen," Ann curses.

"She took the kids!" April screams.

"Isn't she an anti-vaxxer and flat earther too?" says Sandee.

"Let's go," says Ann. "Is Vick playing already, or is Campana still playing against Navio?"

"For what, basketball girls?" Sandee clarifies.

"Probably," April replies.

"No matter. Angelika's an MVP shooting guard. I'm certain Campana will end up third."

"Why didn't they win against Cangrejo, though?" Sandee questions.

"Pretty sure they were double teaming her," Ann answers. "Cangrejo's team also had taller members on average."

"Oh, right. Where's Vick?" asks April.

They look around. "Shooting practice," says Ann. "Second court."

Vick shoots a 3-pointer, but misses. Carrie gets the rebound.

"Good luck, Vick," says Sandee, patting Vick on the shoulder.

"What's the score now?" Vick responds. "88 to 59, with 5 minutes left... Yep, I knew Campana would win."

"How are you?" asks Ann. "You ready?"

"Hmm, we'll see."

"What are you, shooting guard?" April asks.

"Stretch," Vick responds. "Power forward and shooting guard in one."

"Nice!" April replies. "Good luck!"

"Crucifijo's tough, 'kay? Sure, Mandee's just 5'8" which is manageable, but in the next few years, she could be a six-footer. Heck, I heard someone else was an inch or two taller. If you can beat them, you have my respect," says Ann.

"We beat a pretty badass shooting guard. We'll be fine," Vick replies.

"She's only 4'11 though—"

"Who cares about her height?"

"Well, the Campana against Navio game's about to end. Good luck, Vick. May the best Crucifijo win."

This again.

"By the way, who won the dash?" Vick asks.

"Not sure whether it was Campana or Cangrejo," Ann answers. "They both got a lot of 1st places, and we almost never paid attention to the second placer."

"That's true," Vick replies. "I'll go back to practice."

"Bye," says Sandee.

"See ya," April responds.

Cangrejo, please win basketball.

N-A-V-I-O! ASUL, BRO! ASUL-SUL-SUL-SUUUL HEY, ASUL NAVIO!