Cringefest 2018: The Competition [COMPLETED]

Cangrejo XV

Vick stretches her fingers.

Coach Caesar blows his whistle as Grayson makes an announcement. "THE FOURTH QUARTER WILL NOW BEGIN!"

Carrie begins possession and makes an immediate pass to Vick, who passes to Andrea, shooting 3 points.

Dang it, thank God I'm not the one breaking the 69.

Rica holds the ball, looking in Leila's direction. She passes, and though Andrea gets in the way of the trajectory, she moved too late.

Ya can't best our moves, fatso. Nah, just kidding. Ya ain't fat, you're just kinda chubby.

After Marie shoots, Vick makes a risky baseball pass towards Andrea. The shooting guard misses her shot, but luckily, Carrie gets the rebound.

"Dude, guard Rica for me," whispers Rubye.

"Mate, who are you gonna-"

Jorge zooms past Andrea and scores. Carrie catches and tries passing to Sabrina. Sadly, Rica used T-Pose. It was super effective!

So, the ball has dropped to the floor... What next?

Caesar blows his whistle. Grayson gets his megaphone ready. "FOUL - RICA NAVARRO OF CASA DE CRUCIFIJO! FREE THROW - CANGREJO!"

Was his megaphone voice always this loud?

"I'll take it," Carrie volunteers, picking up and dribbling.

She shoots. She scores.

"How many fouls is Rica on?" Orelya asks.

"A lot," Martyn replies.

"At least three, I think," says Hana. "She's good, but fouls too much."

Mandee passes to her sister, who passes to Kit. She shoots a three-pointer. Rica grips the ball as it goes down, and lays it in as well.

"It's fine, keep going!" shouts Carrie.

Cangrejo: 75

Crucifijo: 76

"RUBYE!" shouts Vick, passing. Jorge defends the hoop, standing in front of it.

Rubye smirks. "I may be short... But I can jump!" she says, jumping while making a two handed shot.

"RUBYE, CAREFUL-"

"FOUL - RUBYE KÖNIGER OF CASA DE CANGREJO! FREE THROW - CRUCIFIJO!"

"C! R-U-C! I-F-I! J---O! CRU-CI-FI-JO!"

Dang it, our POINT GUARD of all people has three fouls now. Oh, well. It's not like Rica doesn't have any.

Jorge makes a successful shot. Carrie jumps for the ball, palming it towards Vick, who scores three points. Mandee then dribbles, passing to Rica. Through she crosses the court quickly, she is double teamed by Sabrina and Carrie, so she passes to Kit, then Vick happens.

"You go girl!" shouts Orelya from the audience.

"CANGREJO DESTRUIROS A TODOS!"

"I just remembered," comments Lakshmi, chortling a bit. "Chieli told me that the Cangrejo cheer is wrong grammar."

"Oh, really?" replies Hana. "What's it supposed to be then?"

"I don't know, I don't remember. I'm half-Indian, not Hispanic."

"Something tells me Lakshmi actually knows, but is saving it for next year," says Ann.

"Why, though?" replies Orelya.