Ma Louve Solaire

Roommates Full of Woe Again

    Thanks to the help of the Addams family (after they freed Pugsley from the trunk and untied him.), and their butler which Enid found out was named Lurch, they made short work of carrying everything and setting up their room just as it had been before the break. The Addams had only stayed for a few short minutes after they had finished, leaving just before dinner. Enid was practically dragging Wednesday through the halls of Nevermore as they made their way to the cafeteria. There were already a good number of students back at Nevermore despite the fact that school didn't officially start back for another week.

"Enid who was that helping you carry your things to your room?" Yoko approached sucking on a blood packet, it seemed the girl was in the AB- mood judging by the large letters on the packet.

"Oh Wednesday's family helped us move our things back into our room. I don't know why Wednesday dislikes them so much they're so kind and helpful." Enid bounced around while making way too many hand gestures.

"I'm pretty sure them being kind and helpful is exactly why Wednesday hates them. But that's getting off topic." Yoko turned to face Wednesday who was looking done with this interruption from their expedition to get dinner. 

"Wednesday you didn't tell me your mom was a MILF! You gotta let me tap that at least once, who knows maybe I could be your new step-mom." Enid could see Yoko's eyebrows moving up and down over the ridge of her glasses, she was also biting her lip and sucking in slightly producing sloppy wet noises.

Enid almost fell over at what Yoko was saying to Wednesday of all people. Was she trying to get herself killed?

"While I don't understand what you mean by calling my mom a 'Milf' or letting you 'tap that' as you put it, I cannot allow someone like you to become my stepmother." Wednesday spoke as dryly as ever.

However, Enid noticed the way Wednesday's lip quivered ever so slightly when she said Yoko couldn't become her stepmother. That lip quiver could only mean one thing. Wednesday was angry and Yoko was about to be murdered unless Enid did something to step in. She placed herself physically in between her two friends.

Enid leaned in close to whisper in Yoko's ear. "I'd advise you to knock it off. Wednesday looks one word away from tying you to a tree with a perfect view of the sun, without your glasses."

Yoko took a step back her head turning to face Wednesday. In her panic, she squeezed a little too tightly on her blood packet causing it to shoot all over her and undoubtedly staining the jacket of her uniform. Some other students were caught in the crossfire of the blood splatter and began getting a little huffy, one even stepped up to them but withdrew back to themselves once they noticed Wednesday. Enid was sure she heard the faintest hint of a snort come from the girl behind her.

"Well it was good seeing you again, I'm just gonna go..." Yoko pointed behind her. "See ya Enid bye Wednesday!" Yoko called out behind her as she ran away from the pair laughing to herself.

"Enid would you care to explain to me what exactly this 'Milf' is that Yoko referred to my mother as?" Wednesday was fiddling with something inside her pocket, which could only mean bad news for Yoko.

Enid felt a little bad that she was going to give her friend up to Wednesday, but she also knew Wednesday would find out eventually.  Not only would Wednesday certainly find out she was also aware of the potential consequences that may come with not telling Wednesday immediately. She didn't believe Wednesday would do anything to her, however Wednesday would definitely be in a fouler mood than normal for a few days, and Enid liked having a less grumpy Wednesday as a roommate.

"MILF stands for uhh... Well it's slang for Mother I'd Like to Fuck." 

Enid could see the way Wednesday's face scrunched up at her words. She would have to get Yoko a few packs of those blood-filled gummy bears she liked so much as penance for telling Wednesday. That was assuming Wednesday left her alive long enough to eat them. Sure enough Wednesday produced a rather large stake from her backpack and took a few steps towards the direction of Yoko's room. Knowing she had to do something Enid stepped in front of the smaller girl blocking her path.