Hetalia as vines/memes

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Belarus: Someone will die. Glaring with arms crossed and ark aura
Bahamas: Of fun! Smiling with the sun behind her.

England: What are you! Holding two slices of bread on France's ears
France: A beautiful confident sandwich. She said with a smug smirk with sparkles around her.

England: Am I Catholic or Protestant, God I don't even know. Holding a pint of beer with his head on the table
America: Sir this is a McDonalds.

England and Russia: Makes their flags using American 4th of July Skittles.
America: You weren't supposed to do that!

England: Keep Calm and let me cook. Holding a spatula.
France: Get the fuck out of the kitchen! Looking horrified.

Bahamas: Sleeps through hurricane, Gunshots, Lightning.
No Fan: Who dares awaken me!!

England: Check out this SpongeBob umbrella. Opening the umbrella indoors.
America: Dude that's bad luck!
Russia: Who summoned me!!
America and England: AHHhHhH!!!!

America: I want independence!
England: Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you down!

Bahamas: Smelling a rose
Haiti: I wish I was that rose..
Bahamas: What?
Haiti: I said your gross!

Bahamas: Dad am I ugly? Looking sad and close to tears
England: Nonsense I'm looking at you right now your the most beautiful girl in the world! Reassuring her with a smile.
Haiti: Papa am I ugly?
French Empire: Very much.

Russia: Communism! Communism everywhere!
America: Looking worried

Bahamas: Hey America can I ask you something?
America: Sure dudette!
Bahamas: How are you so big?
America: That's kinda rude dudette.
Bahamas: No I mean if your states own the land then what land do you own?
America: Silent
D.C: Day 123,856,889 their on to us!

Bahamas: Prepared for a Hurricane Dorian
Dorian causing panic and chaos.
Bahamas: I'm not prepared!!!

America: Looks over at Europe having friendly border relations
Canada: Holding a gun
Mexico: Wall
America: This should be good! Looks over to the Bahamian island of Grand Bahama
Bahamas: BUI GET YA SHORT LEG TOURIST BOUNGIE! FROM MY F$&@$EN' ISLAND! IF YOU EVER TINK ABOUT TAKEN' MY ISLAND! BUI YOU HAVE TO BE F$&!EN' CRAZY?! MUDDAF@&$ING!!! AND GET YA TINGSY BUI FREEING POTCAKE @$$! AWAY FROM MY ISLAND!! She said with demonic fury, as his glasses fell off.

Haiti: I love you Bahama Mama!
Bahamas: I can't love you.
Haiti: Why?!
Bahamas: I go to church now and I'm in love with Jesus.
Haiti: Tries to fight Jesus but attacks the groundskeeper.

France knocks on Haiti's door: What are you doing in their?
Haiti : Admiring many different photos of Ayanna* DRUGS!!!

Baby Mexico: gives Spain an avocado
Spain: An avocado...great.

Cuba: Hey can I have some ice cream?
Canada: Yeah but only a spoonful.
Cuba: brings a mega sized spoon.

French Empire: What's good ma how old are you?
Seychelles: 15
Everyone else: Grab's him

England: I used to be the Greatest Empire in the world! He said while sitting in a wheelchair
America: Yeah ok dad he said as Canada help push his wheelchair.

Young England: Grabs Scotland's beer
Scotland: ARTHUR I'LL BEAT YA BLOODY ARSE!!!

Italy: Drives crazy
Bahamas: Drives crazy
Italy: Finally a worthy opponent!

Archipelago fighting
Eleuthera stops them: No fighting!
Points at Cat island: No fighting
Points at Nassau: No fighting
Points at Bimini: No f&$king fighting
Points at everyone: NO F@&KING FIGHTING!
Haiti walks in: they jump him

Haiti: I just want you for my own-
Bahamas: Please leave me the f@$& alone

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