Steven Tries To Break Into The Jewelry Store

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Main St

Middletown, Connecticut

Steven: *standing outside Malloves* I gotta get some of that jewelry! But its closed! *throws a brick at the glad widow*

Brick: *is totally useless*

Steven: Come on, you stupid brick!

Cop: Ahem!

Steven: *stammers* Uh, I was just kidding! Good night, officer! *tries to walk away*

Cop: Where do you live?

Steven: Thomas St.

Cop: Come with me.

Steven: *gets in the police car*

Cop: *drives and turns left onto Washington St*

Time skip......

Cop: I caught him, trying to break into Malloves on Main St.

Ken: I see. Don't worry, officer! I'll handle it! *gives Steven a death stare*

Steven: *gulps worriedly*

Cop: Alright, have a good night! *leaves*

Ken: So, what have you got to say for yourself?

Steven: I am very sorry. I'm going to bed now. Night.

Ken: I have to beat you up first.

Steven: *scared* No!!! I want to sleep!! I'm tired!!

Ken: Oh, but I insist! *beats up Steven*

Steven: *getting beat up*

Cop: *driving on Church St*

Ken: *still beating up Steven*

Steven: *still getting beat up*







This story was written on Wednesday, January 4th, 2023.

A/N Steven, have you really sunk this low? Trying to break into a jewelry store? Count yourself lucky, you didn't get apprehended! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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