Main St
Middletown, Connecticut
Steven: Not a bad day for walking. *walks past the Middletown Police Department* What the heck?
Brown Hair Lady: *standing on a dead alligator, wearing a red shirt, black leggings, white Nike socks, and brown moccasins, while reading a Nicholas Sparks book*
Steven: Um, Ma'am, why are you standing on that dead alligator?
Dead Alligator: *being stood on*
Brown Hair Lady: *not responding to Steven*
Steven: I know you heard me. Why are you standing on that dead alligator?
Brown Hair Lady: What's it to you?
Steven: You better get off of him.
Brown Hair Lady: Or what?
Steven: I'll get the cops and have you arrested for alligator abuse!
Brown Hair Lady: I had enough! *beats up Steven*
Steven: *getting beat up*
Man: He should have left her alone! What she does with that dead alligator is her business! *walks into Empire Pizza*
Brown Hair Lady: *still beating up Steven*
Steven: *still getting beat up*
This story was written on Tuesday, January 31st, 2023.
A/N Steven, mind your own business! Leave her alone! Don't engage in other people's business! 🙄 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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