5 Guys
Washington St
Middletown, Connecticut
Iris: *eating a bacon cheeseburger with ketchup, mayo, onions, and lettuce*
Tracey: *eating a bacon hot dog, with ketchup and mustard, and drinking a raspberry Sprite*
Iris: Where is my banana Oreo cream shake?!
Tracey: They're making it! Just hang on!
Customers: *waiting in line*
Tracey: Very busy!
Iris: This is ridiculous!!! *storms over to the front, pushing some customers out of the way*
Customers: Hey! We're tying to order here! *giving Iris dirty looks*
Iris: Give me my shake!!!!
Allison: *Puerto Rican accent* We're sorry for the wait, but we're very busy right now.
Iris: I hate this!!!!! *throws a chair around*
Girl: *gets knocked out by the chair, and is now unconscious*
Man: My daughter!!! Honey! Snap out of it!
Girl: *still out cold*
Cops: *walks in to 5 Guys and see what Iris is doing* Let's take her out for a minute to calm her down.
Iris: * babbling incoherently and being taken out of the restaurant by the cops*
Cops: *takes Iris out of 5 Guys, and puts her in the back of their police car*
Tracey: How embarrassing! *gets up to get a refill of raspberry Sprite* My favorite flavor! *smacks her lips, while refilling her cup*
This story was written on Sunday, January 29th, 2023.
A/N Iris, just relax!! All you're doing is embarrassing yourself! 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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