Steven Hates His Job

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5 Guys

Washington St

Middletown, Connecticut

Steven: *sweeping the floor* I hate this! This hurts my back!

Allison: *Puerto Rican accent* Deal with it! You want to get paid, don't ya?

Steven: Yeah.

Allison: *Puerto Rican accent* Then, keep on doing what you're doing! The floor isn't gonna sweep itself!

Steven: *groans and sweeps up the peanut shells*

Woman: *walks in, wearing a red blouse, black skirt, and shiny black thigh high boots* I would like a bacon cheese dog, and a strawberry shake.

Steven: Whoa! I think I'm love! Redhead chick!





This story was written on Sunday, January 15th, 2023.

A/N Steven, if you hate your job, then why don't you quit? Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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