She Wouldn't But She Did!

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Julia Terrace

Middletown, Connecticut

Ariel: *sings* Hello My Baby Hello My Honey Hello My Ragtime Gal!

Ariel's Mother: Honey, can you please not make a scene?

Ariel: *sings* Baby On Board How I Adore!

Ariel's Mother: Honey, please!

Ariel: *sings* There's Got To Be A Morning After!

Ariel's Mother: I know exactly what to do! *gets out a cartoon mallet*

Ariel: Mom! You wouldn't whack me with that, would you? *looks worried*

Ariel's Mother: I wouldn't, but I will! *whacks Ariel with the cartoon mallet*

Ariel: *out cold with cartoon stars floating above her and her tongue sticking out*

Ariel's Mother: That silly daughter of mine.






This story was written on Tuesday, January 24th, 2023.

A/N She wouldn't whack Ariel, but she did! 😳 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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