Westlake Dr
Middletown, Connecticut
Man: Hey, young buck!!! Been doing alright?
Brandon: Who the heck are you?
Man: You don't remember me?! I'm your cousin! I live in Mississippi!
Brandon: You're not my cousin! And, I don't have family in Mississippi!
Man: *shows his gold tooth, amongst crooked smile*
Brandon: You're starting to creep me out! You're not my cousin!
Man: Listen son! You may be white, but I am still your cousin! Your black cousin! Come on, we family!
Royal-T-Dreams: Dude, get out of here!
Man: Not till my white cousin gives me a hug!
Brandon: *whacks the creepy dude with a cartoon mallet* Don't label me, jerk!
Man: *out cold with cartoon stars floating above him, and his tongue hanging out*
Nk_works: What a weirdo!
Brandon: You can say that again!
Nk_works: I saw a car with a Mississippi license plate in your driveway, Brandon. Its a yellow 1980 Chevy Caprice Classic.
Brandon: Yeah, that's his car. How did he even know where I live?
Steven: *gulps worriedly* Heh.
Brandon: You gave him my address, Steven?! *angry look*
Steven: *weakly* Yeah.
Brandon: You numbskull!!!! *beats up Steven*
Steven: *getting beat up*
Justanotherbalkan: Steven was in the wrong for giving the Mississippi dude Brandon's address!
Brandon: *still beating up Steven*
Steven: *still getting beat up*
This story was written on Thursday, January 5th, 2023.
A/N That man from Mississippi trying to be Brandon's cousin! What a weirdo! 😅😅😅😅😅 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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