Mindy: What have you got to drink around here?
Ken: Pink lemonade, Coke, and ginger ale.
Mindy: Okay. *opens the fridge, gets a carton of Minute Maid pink lemonade, pours it into a cup, and drinks it*
Brandon: *waiting for the Hamburger Helper to be done*
Mindy: *gargles the pink lemonade*
Kyle: Ew, stop it!
Mindy: *still gargling the pink lemonade*
Ken: Mindy, cut that out! Don't gargle!
Mindy: I was just joking!
Brandon: We're not amused.
Mindy: *barks like a seal*
Me: Still not amused.
Mindy: *crows like a rooster*
Iris: Nope.
Mindy: I remember when I was in high school, Class Of 1998, I had someone sit down on this whoopie cushion, and he actually thought he farted! This was during lunch, when we had calzones to eat! He was so embarrassed!
Andrea: Newsflash! Nobody cares!
Francis: You're too annoying, Mindy!
Mindy: *pouts* You guys are no fun!
Paul: Shut up.
This story was written on Sunday, January 15th, 2023.
A/N Mindy isn't impressing us with her immature behavior! 🙄 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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