Unmyeong 운명| Taekook ff ✔️

PART 2

"Hey Jungkookie!" Hoseok’s chirpy voice echoed through the house as if he was summoning the entire neighborhood.

"Where’s Jungkookie, hyung?" he yelled again, dragging out his words like an overexcited puppy.

Jeongguk peeked down from the stairs, expressionless. "What now?"

Hoseok bolted toward him, eyes sparkling with mischief. "I have the perfect weekend plan! First, we hit the mall!"

Jeongguk raised a brow. "The mall? What are we, middle schoolers?"

Ignoring him, Hoseok continued. "Then... we visit the dog shelter."

"For what?" Jeongguk asked, squinting suspiciously.

Hoseok grinned mischievously. "To adopt a cow."

Jeongguk blinked. "There are no cows in a dog shelter."

"Exactly!" Hoseok whacked Jeongguk’s head with a magazine he’d grabbed out of nowhere. "We're getting a dog, Einstein!"

"Oh my god, are we really?!" Jeongguk suddenly squealed, his indifference replaced with excitement as they dashed out of the house like two kindergarteners on a sugar rush.

---

Meanwhile, at the Library of Despair:

"Yoongi, I can’t come. I’ve got Daniel and Jacob’s asshole assignments to finish," Taehyung groaned, rubbing his temples dramatically.

Yoongi’s sharp glare could cut glass. "Why don’t you bang your head on this table instead?" he hissed before storming out, leaving Jimin to deal with Taehyung’s melodrama.

"You’re really not coming?" Jimin asked, guilt-tripping him with puppy eyes.

"Not unless you guys help me finish these assignments," Taehyung deadpanned, already knowing the answer.

Jimin patted Taehyung’s shoulder with exaggerated sympathy. "Yeah, no. Good luck with that. Fighting!" And with that, Jimin yeeted himself out of the room like his life depended on it.

"Top 10 Friendship Betrayals," Taehyung muttered, shaking his head, before reluctantly picking up his pen again.

---

At the Jogging Track of Judgement:

"Why does Taehyung keep nosing into Jeon’s business every time?" Yoongi huffed, stomping alongside Jimin.

Jimin just smiled, letting Yoongi vent like the grumpy grandpa he was.

"It’s like he’s on a martyr mission to get bullied," Yoongi added, throwing his hands up.

From behind, a calm voice interjected, "Sometimes, instead of advice, a simple ‘You’re doing great’ can heal more."

Yoongi and Jimin whipped around to find Namjoon standing there, hands in his pockets, radiating his signature philosopher vibes.

"Sorry for eavesdropping," Namjoon said with a polite bow.

"It’s fine, sir," Jimin replied, bowing back.

"Goody-two-shoes vibes," Yoongi muttered under his breath, rolling his eyes.

Namjoon’s brows furrowed as he stepped closer. "Yoongi?! Is that you?"

"Obviously," Yoongi replied flatly, resuming his walk.

"You’re hanging out with students now? What are you, a ped—"

"I’M A STUDENT TOO!" Yoongi snapped, spinning around to face Namjoon.

Namjoon blinked, genuinely baffled. "You? A student?!"

Yoongi sighed. "Media studies. My company insists on qualifications, even though I am the qualification."

Namjoon smirked. "Want to join my company? We need someone with your... charm."

Yoongi shot him a side-eye. "I’ll think about it. Now leave me alone."

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SNU Mass Assignment Torture:

Jeongguk’s phone buzzed incessantly as notifications from professors poured in. He skimmed the messages, his face darkening with every new task.

"Assholes!" he yelled, startling Hoseok, who was playing with a tiny Shih Tzu.

"What's wrong?" Hoseok asked, cradling the pup like a baby.

"They’ve dumped all the assignments at once!" Jeongguk groaned, waving his phone around like a white flag of surrender.

"Thank god I didn’t get into SNU. Nerd life isn’t for me," Hoseok snorted, clearly pleased with his carefree existence.

Jeongguk glared. "For once, I agree."

Hoseok nuzzled the pup. "I’m naming him Mickey."

"You’re adopting him?" Jeongguk asked, his anger momentarily forgotten.

Hoseok shook his head. "He’s for sale. Five lakh and thirty-four thousand won."

Jeongguk’s phone slipped from his hand. "FIVE LAKH?! FOR A DOG?! DOES HE COME WITH A GOLDEN TOILET?!"

Hoseok sighed dreamily. "He’s worth every won."

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Back at the Dorm:

"Taehyung-ah! Dinner’s ready!" Jimin called, setting down tteokbokki.

Taehyung bolted into the room faster than lightning, eyes locked on the food. "Tteokbokki! My one true love!"

Yoongi watched him stuff his face like a starving squirrel. "Do you have plans tomorrow, or are you marrying the tteokbokki?"

Tae, mouth full, mumbled, "Library. Reference books."

Yoongi raised an eyebrow. "Good. I was going to introduce you to an entertainment company, but guess you’re busy."

Taehyung choked on his food, nearly flipping the table. "WHAT?! SAY THAT AGAIN!"

Jimin looked equally stunned, patting Tae’s back.

Yoongi smirked. "You’ve got something special, Kim Taehyung. Trust me. You won’t regret it."

Tae blinked. "Is this for real, or are you pulling a Hoseok-level prank?"

Yoongi shrugged. "You’ll know if you show up. Or don’t. Your choice."

Taehyung exchanged a wide-eyed glance with Jimin, his excitement bubbling over.

"Yoongi-hyung," he finally whispered. "I think I love you."

"Get in line," Yoongi muttered, stealing a piece of tteokbokki and leaving the room with a dramatic flourish.

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