Unmyeong 운명| Taekook ff ✔️

PART 21

"I think we should alter our appearances before going to Korea.." Beomgyu quirked one of his brow looking at Yeonjun.

"Alter our parents???!!!"

Beomgyu face palmed mentally.

"A double P.. E, followed by the first vowel A then R again an A then NCE and S for Soobin....A P P E A R A N C E S..." Beomgyu used all his brain cells.

"Your pronunciation sucks..."

"Like for real Jun... We've been living together since birth... Noooo... even before birth and you are JUDging my pronunciation... I am seriously hurt..." Beomgyu took his hand to the right side of his chest.

"Your heart is at left side though..." Yeonjun was getting pissed by each passing second.

Beomgyu stomped his feet going towards the exit.

"I am going alone for a hair cut... Fuck you..."

"LANGUAAGEEEEE.... BEOMGYU..."

Yeonjun laughed subtly looking at Beomgyu's sullen face.

Hoes before Bros

feels_like_cindrella
Yeonjunie...
Help me...

wakanda_4ever
You again stepped on Spike's tail....
I'm not coming....
He bites

feels_like_cindrella
I am at hair dressers and here is this woman with big boobs

wakanda_4ever
Holy fucking pumpkin....
You came out straight....

feels_like_cindrella
Shut up....
I'll always be a hoe for Taehyun
*flips hair*

wakanda_4ever
The fuck...
So did that lady cut your flipping jungle..

feels_like_cindrella
Yeah about that...
She had done some surgery for boobs...
They are like THISSSS size

wakanda_4ever
What's so important about her boobs...
-_-

feels_like_cindrella
..........
This size.... noooo
................................they are this size....

wakanda_4ever
Beomgyu.....

feels_like_cindrella
Ok ok I'm telling it...
So when she was grooming me her boobs were all over me like...
They were rolling all over my head, neck and shoulders...
Thank jesus I am a gay...

wakanda_4ever
Lol

feels_like_cindrella
........

wakanda_4ever
You did something more....

feels_like_cindrella
She accidentally dyed some of my hair strands.......
T_T

wakanda_4ever
It wasn't an accident and none can save your ass...

feels_like_cindrella
....... (ToT)(ToT)(ToT)(ToT)(ToT)

wakanda_4ever
Just give me a call before you come home.

feels_like_cindrella
Why...