Young Justice One Shots

Just Ignore Them

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Bart: This date is so boring!

(Y/N): This isn't a date. I said I was going to sit by the tree and read by myself

Bart: Well, why did you have to invite me?

(Y/N): I didn't, I specifically told you to go away

Bart: Why are you treating your boyfriend like this?

(Y/n): You aren't my boyfriend

Bart: Then why did you tell me that you love me?

(Y/n): I did not

Bart: You did, it was on November 24

(Y/n) *wondering what type of drugs Bart is on*:

(Y/n): I wasn't talking to you

Bart: Then who the fuck were you talking to? Because it was only the two of us there

(Y/n): I was talking about Camilo Madrigal

Bart *about to throw hands*: You got to be fucking with me!!

(Y/n): Listen I have a specific type of men

Bart: And that is?

(Y/n): They got to be fictional

Bart: I'm fictional

(Y/n): What?

Bart: What?

Damian *who was just passing by*: I'm not dealing with this

Bonus:

Cassie: This is why we ignore them

Garfield: Why does she like Camilo? I thought she would have liked Isabella or Dolores

Tim: Because she and Isabella are way too similar and I quote "Dolores would be a good girlfriend but she would make a ten times better friend,"

Eduardo *who now has to deal with two people's bullshit*: I didn't sign up for this

Dick *knowing that it's too late to back out now*: There's nothing that you can do at this point, they are yours now.