What's Wrong With My Children?

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Dick: How did none of you hear what I just said?!

Tim: I've been zoned out for three and a half hours.

Jason: I got distracted about halfway through.

Damian: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Dick: ...

(Y/n): ...

Dick: What about you?

(Y/n): Yes?

Dick: What's your excuse?

(Y/n): You want the truth?

Dick: Of course!

(Y/n): Don't go crying to dad if you get hurt

Dick: ...

Dick: I won't

(Y/n): Do you know that friend that everyone has? The one that is always there? Not the annoying one, the one that is just there because they think they are "cool"?

Dick: Yeah? But what does that have to do with me?

(Y/n): You are that friend, and every time you speak, I simply choose to ignore your existence because it causes me all sorts of problems.

Extra:

Dick *laying on top of Bruce's desk*: Bruce, they just don't respect me. Do you know how hard it is to be leader? And a good older brother? Not to mention having to deal with five or so kids? They are just so annoying. But you wouldn't understand.

Bruce *with seven and more officially and unofficially adopted kids*: You are right I could never understand.

Bruce: It's not like one of my grown-up children is acting like a child and interrupting my work when he should also be working.

Dick *sigh*: See you just don't understand!

Dick *storming out of the room*: No one understands!

Bruce *hitting his head against a folder*: Truly what crime am I paying for?

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