Young Justice One Shots

Normal Sibling Things

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Bruce *entering the kitchen*: Good morning

Bruce *noticing five other children that are not his*: Good morning, children who do not live here

Cassie, Jaime, Eduardo, Bart, and Garfield: Morning Mr. Wayne

Dick: Isn't it weird that we pay money to see other humans?

(Y/n) *sipping her chocolate*: Are you talking about prostitution?

Tim: Movies?

Jason: Airplane tickets?

(Y/n): How on Earth do airplane tickets make sense?

Jason: Use your brain dummy

Jason *rolling his eyes*: You buy an airplane ticket to other countries, so you can see other people

(Y/n): Keep rolling your eyes, and maybe you'll find a brain back there, and call me once you do

Jason: I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that

(Y/n): You know it must be so difficult for you, exhausting your entire vocabulary into that little one-sentence

Jason: I'm sorry, did you just call me stupid

(Y/n): I love how you stated the obvious with such a sense of discovery, maybe I was wrong, and you do have a brain in there

Dick: Wow, I never knew that you could be so sassy (Y/n)

Jaime *who has dealt with (Y/n) when she has been in a bad mood before, whispering to Bart*: Does he not value his life?

Bart: ...

(Y/n) *who had to deal with Condiment King the night prior because Dick was on a date*: Dick, most kids were dropped as a baby, take Jason and Damian as an example. But it's quite clear that you were thrown in the air, smacked by a ceiling fan, and tossed out the window, which is why you don't realize that things are in front of you, even if they were written in bold letters and put in front of your face.

Tim *laughing*:

(Y/n) *remembering the week prior when Tim was MIA and she had to fight The Baffler*: Why are you laughing? You couldn't pour the water out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel

Tim: You seem to have forgotten that I'm the smartest in this room, but can I blame you? You can barely remember your name

(Y/n) *who has a lot of suppressed anger from dealing with her brother's BS all the time*: You know? Regardless of what people say I think you're okay, I mean once we overlook your various problems you aren't so bad. It makes me glad to see that you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.

Damian *who's doing nothing but eating his food in utter quiet*:

(Y/n) *deciding that everyone is getting a piece of her mind for anything they had done to her within the last six months*: Don't think I have forgotten about you gremlin

Damian *knowing that he's in trouble*: Sister, I haven't done anything to you

(Y/n) *not giving a shit if he has done anything to her*: You know for someone who is a Robin and was a trained assassin is quite afraid of me. I find that funny

Damian *who has lived with her and knows how truly terrifying his sister is, whispers*: The only one who's not afraid of you is Alfred and even he knows better than to bother you when you're going through your phase.

(Y/n): Dames, I would come up with something to tell you but that would just be a waste of my time as it would take you all day to figure out what I mean

Damian: You do realize that I'm not like that imbecile Todd, right?

(Y/n) *who's been waiting for this*: Oh, I know, which is why I wonder how in this 1 universe, 8 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 196 countries, I had the unfortunate luck of not only meeting you but also having to deal with your bullshit every day.

Damian *who knows better than to continue because (Y/n) will surely expose him*:

(Y/n): That's what I thought

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Extra:

Bruce *watching his second daughter insult her brothers because of silly reason*:

(Y/n): Dad is there something you want to say

Bruce *remembering what he did to (Y/n) two weeks ago*: No, nothing at all

Cassie *whispering to Eduardo*: This is why we don't stay over at Wayne Manor in fear that we may be (Y/n) next target

Garfield *with his mouth full of different fruits*: But they have good food