Young Justice One Shots

Crushes

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(Y/n) *hanging out with the Team*:

Wally: I'm bored

Artemis: There's nothing we can do about it so be quiet or leave

Wally *knowing that it's best to leave her alone*:

Wally: Soooo, do you have any good stories?

(Y/n) *been waiting for this since someone pranked her last week*: Do I? Of course, I do. Who would I be if I didn't?

(Y/n): So y'know how some of us get weird when we have crushes?

Bart: Yeah, of course

Tim: Of course, you would know

(Y/n): Shut up! Me talking, you be quiet

Bart and Tim *knowing that they should be quiet or else*: Sorry 🤐😔

(Y/n): Anyway, we Instagram stalk, we post stories just for our crushes to see, we try to show up where our crushes are going to be

Cassie *whispering to both Wally and Bart*: The fact that you have done all of that, yet never have gotten a date is just sad

Wally: Well, I have a girlfriend

Wally *gestures to Artemis reading Great Goddess: Life Lessons from Myths and Monsters*:

Artemis *not even glancing from her book*: Only because there was no one else on the Team that I could date

(Y/n): Please stop interrupting me.

(Y/n): My brother is a whole other category of weird. Now if you're judgmental I'm gonna ask you to exit stage left because he is weird

Tim: Are you talking about me or Dick?

(Y/n): Listen to the story and you'll know

Jaime: Can I go get popcorn?

(Y/n): Sure go

~ Few Minutes Later ~

(Y/n): Everyone has what they need?

(Y/n) *not giving anyone a chance to answer*: Great so one day I'm sitting at home, and I turn to my dad and I'm like 'Where's the boy?' he says, 'He's at work' and I say 'No, no, he said he was off work today so where is he?' Dad's like 'I don't know, maybe he's out with his friends,'

Wally: He probably was out with his friends

(Y/n): Wally be quiet, or I'll make you

Wally: Sorry

(Y/n): Anyway, I'm like 'NO he doesn't have any of those,'

Artemis *trying not to laugh*:

(Y/n): And this man gets less sunlight than a mole rat so I'm thinking there's no way he went outside on purpose

Bart *whispering to Tim*: I'm pretty sure this is about you

(Y/n): Then he comes home and I'm like 'Where were you?' and he's like 'Y'know climate change rally✋🤪' Now I know something's up because like a climate change rally?! You don't care about the Earth?! So, I turn to him

(Y/n) *turns to Tim*: 'Who's the girl?'

Tim *understanding what (Y/n) is doing*: 'What girl?'

(Y/n): 'Who's the girl

Tim: 'Okay we totally ran into each other it was amazing,'

(Y/n): Oh, my Gods, this man went to a whole climate change rally to run into a girl he was into

Bart: To be honest, I would do the same

(Y/n): They were marching for their future; he was marching for a brunette.

Bart: Technically he was rallying for his future

(Y/n): After I promptly informed him that Joe from You needs less therapy, I thought we were done with it

Tim: But guess what she was wrong!

(Y/n): Then a couple of weeks ago he posts on his Instagram story again being all 'The Earth ✋🥺✋ community 🤟 🕺Ozone🕺' I'm like Oh My Gods he went to ANOTHER climate change rally for her

(Y/n) *taking out her phone*: And who would I be if I did not show you the photos

(Y/n) *giving Bart her phone allowing the Team to pass her phone around*: These were on his Instagram story uh... find the one that reeks of desperation

(Y/n) *using her holographic computer to zoom in on the picture*: There's the rat bastard, look at him, not a thought going on between those two eyes he has no idea what he's marching for.

Tim *deciding that he wants in on the fun, showing another picture of Dick at the rally*: Here he is again, just kind of being there along for the ride. They could tell him he was marching for salami, and he would be like 'Okay'

Wally: All I'm hearing is 'DEDICATION'

M'gann: At least she led him somewhere useful 😭

Garfield: No because watch him accidentally become an activist