Interviewing Garreg Mach (Fire Emblem: Three Houses one shots)

A Game of Tag (Lorenz Hellman Gloucester)

Why

Why him

My suffering begins here 

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You and Claude were currently running away from Lorenz, both laughing your butts off as you evaded his attempts to catch up to you. 

What did the two of you even do? 

Well, this morning... 

Claude had leaned down to whisper in your ear. 

"I've got it," he said coyly. You didn't even have to ask to know exactly what he was talking about to know what "it" meant. 

You and Claude had been thinking of the perfect prank- I MEAN scheme against Lorenz for the longest time. You both wanted to prank him really badly. Lorenz had been getting on your nerves as of recent. Always talking about how he's so noble, so much better than Claude, going to be the next leader of the Alliance, going to marry some beautiful, rich noble to continue his bloodline, blah fuckin blah. 

Claude came to you with the idea of a prank. You excitedly accepted when he named Lorenz as the victim. 

You don't... Hate Lorenz, per se. Sure, he's quite handsome. And can be chivalrous. He has his moments, few and far between. 

But he is SO annoying. 

He had it coming. 

"Y/N! CLAUDE! GET BACK HERE AT ONCE!" Lorenz was still hot on your tails. Not as fast as you, not fast enough to catch up. You and Claude only laughed louder and kept running. Eventually, the two of you made it to the entrance hall. Fantastic news, it was completely crowded. You and  Claude looked at each other and nodded, clearly having the same idea. The two of you ran up the stairs to make it harder to catch you then chose separate crowds to blend into. You ended up in a group with Dimitri, Alois, Raphael, Professor Byleth, and Caspar. 

"Sorry loves, mind if I join this conversation?" You asked sweetly, smiling brightly at the group in front of you. 

"Of course, Y/N! The more the berrier!" Alois' joke was met with silence. "Get it? Because your face is strawberry red, Y/N!" 

You, Caspar, Raphael and the Professor made eye contact then slowly turned your heads when you heard snorting from a certain tall blonde next to you. 

That snorting then turned to full on laughter while the rest of your group, including Alois, looked on at Dimitri in bewilderment. 

"Y-Your Highness..." Raphael was worried about how Dimitri is reacting to this. 

"Your Highness!" Alois butted in with a wide smile now gracing his face. "I didn't know you had a sense of humor!" 

Alois' boisterous voice mixed with Dimitri's uncontrollable laughter alerted most of everyone in the entrance hall. Many pairs of eyes had fallen on your motley crew, wondering what in the hell made the next crown king of Faerghus burst out in laughter like that. 

Unfortunately, it also alerted the attention of the purple haired noble that was currently searching for you. 

Lorenz had reached the top of the stairs and made eye contact with you, even just for a second. Your eyes widened. 

"Whelp, sorry boys, but it looks like I've got to make my great escape! See you all later," you jokingly blew the group a kiss and turned on your heel, running. Lorenz noticed you getting away and started to pick up his pace again.