HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
I KNOW IM THE ONE SUPPOSED TO GET GIFTS BUT HERE YOU GO GUYS
I LOVE YOU
*Third Person POV*
"Thanks, Beidou!" Y/n waved at her friend after dropping them, and during that singular moment she was waving at Beidou Heizou dissappeared with Heiri.
"Huh-? Heizou?! HEIRI?!?!" Y/n panicked, looking around the whole harbour for her fiancé and her dear baby. She held her bag close to her chest and ran around the whole city looking for those two.
You'd literally never guess where they were.
Definitely not at Wanamin restauraunt.
Heizou wasn't playing with Gouba at all.
He definitely didn't order everything on the menu for Heiri
(CRAP I JUST HIT MY FUNNY BONE-)
Definitely not.
I'm kidding, the author doesn't know to lie.
They were at Wanamin restaurant playing with Gouba.
And Heizou really did order everything on the menu for Heiri.
When I talk about Heiri, I mean a kitten, a puppy, a fox, a red panda, a capy, like something small.
Not a fricking lion-
"Why the hell are you two here...?" Y/n deadpanned at the two, however, Heizou stayed chill.
"You see..."
I said I don't know how to lie, didn't I?
Heizou was scared.
"YOU AND BEIDOU SUDDENLY DECIDED TO TELL EACH OTHER YOUR WHOLE LIFE STORIES RIGHT AFTER WE GOT OFF THE SHIP-"
"IT WAS A WAVE!"
"THEN YOU WERE WAVING FOR 3 HOURS?!"
"DUDE WHAT-"
Very normal couple interaction.
Well, not that I would know.
#imsingleforlifebrosomeonegivemeadvice
After they were done beefing in the middle of the street, they realized that the sun had already set. Y/n, her fiancé, and their child decided to stay at an inn for the night.
What do couples do in inns?
Some might say the nasty.
What did this couple do in the inn?
Play card games and yell at each other.
Well you see, they're more of bestfriends than a couple that are getting married in a few days
Who won in the end?
Heizou, of course. You think your dumbass can win against a damn detective while you just gamble everything in anything you do? I just called myself out, but still
Heizou grabbed the bottle of wine next to him and poured a bit for his wife...Then proceeded to drink wine straight from the bottle.
He then lied down, "Osmanthus wine tastes the same as I remember.."
"As if you've ever tried OsmanHICthus wine" Y/n mumbled and Heizou started grumbling and rolling around the floor
"I have~! That one green guy gave me a bottle of Osmanthus wine when he came for the Irodori festival as a thank you for helping him get Sara off his tail~!!"
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