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"Shit, he's coming this way!" Sanji notified the group. 

"That early?! Quick, get back to the table!" Zoro leads the way as all of their sprint towards the table, while trying to be sneaky as possible. 

"Do you record that?" Zoro switched to Law, who gave him a thumbs up. This could be used against Doflamingo perfectly.

"Perfect!" Zoro smiled widely, while him and Uzui is carrying Rengoku, whose mouth has been shut tight. Brook has already gone as he join them in his soul form, so he already crawled back to his body.

"Hey, careful carrying him! As much as he looks okay, he's not fully healed!" Law warned them to be careful carrying Rengoku. As he is still recovering from the last battle with Akaza.

They arrived and sit on their seats, acting like everything was normal. They minded their own business, cooking the beef and drinking. Finally, the flamingo enters from the door. He felt something is a bit different than before as he enter the room.

Most of them are acting weird and suspicious. But he recon that he's just overthinking. He probably just imagining things. He always overthinks himself as he never let his guard down. Even when he's sleeping. 

Fools that didn't value their lives will always take the bounty the easy way, like assassination back in the New World. Because he never trusts anyone yet. Same could be said here. Because Law would likely do that, he never let his guard down. Should he just kill him?

Ah, here he goes overthinking again as usual. Always thinking of some nonsense like a fool. But now, let's just enjoy the feast. Put everything aside for now, and try and have more fun by pissing others around.

"Wait, where's Shinobu?" Mitsuri ask Doflamingo. Earlier, Shinobu left and Doflamingo said he was going to check up on her. 

"Shinobu? Well, she said that she got some problems that were left unsettled. So she goes home early." Doflamingo lied, saying that Shinobu goes home early.

No shit, Sherlock! Of course she left! She left because of your flirty ass! Sanji muttered on his own, but he was heard by Zoro, which giggled with a shit-eating-grin on his face.

At least he is better than you. Can you do one better, spiral eyebrows? Zoro responded with an insult. He likes the look on Sanji's face. He hates Sanji more than Doflamingo. 

What's that, you moss-head?! Sanji was offended by Zoro. It's true though, as every time Sanji tries to flirt with some chicks, he was immediately labeled as pervert. So he deemed what Doflamingo did impossible. Why didn't he get labeled as pervert too?!

You're literally so bad at it. Not to mention, you're ugly as hell! Zoro shoots back. Calling the cook ugly. Even a demon would reject you!! Zoro continued.

Huh! You're just jealous of my handsomeness! In fact, you didn't even have any proof!! Sanji called that bullshit and accused Zoro jealous of his handsomeness

We have an entire arc of how your family made an arranged marriage for you, and the bride berates you because of your face. Even the bride calls you ugly as hell!! Zoro dropped a bomb.

*Critical!*

Ughh! Blerghh! Sanji coughs blood from his mouth as Zoro made a big point of how they started a war against Big Mom against him.

"Sanji-san? Are you alright?" Rengoku was worried why did he suddenly coughs blood out of nowhere. Did he actually injured by the demon back in Entertainment District?

The only ones that are interested with you are queers!! Zoro fires another bullet again.

You might as well joins them! Wait, you already did that. Zoro flips a middle finger at Sanji, mocking him for being ugly and successfully made his point towards the cook.

*Fatality!*

*Thump!*

Sanji proceeds to cough more blood, as he fell to the wooden floor that filled with his own blood. Sanji blacks out and Zoro laughs at his own victory. Sanji tries to get up, reaching his hands to the doctor.

I'm sorry, but I can't help you. Emotional Damage aren't my specialty. Law just lower his hat and shakes his head, telling Sanji that he can't help him. 

"Eh?! What happened?!" Mitsuri look over. Sanji's dying.

"Did that bastard finally died? Can you not die here? Tch, ruins my appetite..." Sanemi is glad if they all drop dead, but he prefer if they go and drop dead somewhere else. He's enjoying the ohagi that is personally served to him.

*Fwish*

But before he could even take a bite. Sanemi's ohagi suddenly floats in the air. Sanemi sat there, speechless. It was slow, but the ohagi is floating to someone. 

*Tak!*

"What's this?" Doflamingo caught it with a grin. Sanemi understand who did that. Really, man? Can't you just stop? I wanted to eat that ohagi!

"So sad...to die here. We can't do anything, as death comes to all. Namu Amida Butsu" Gyomei pray and hope that Sanji could reincarnate properly and could live a better life next time.

"Nah, he's not dead yet." Law shakes his head. Sanji won't easily die like that. Although the damage that's done to him is permanent. 

"So what happened to him?" Rengoku wanted to know what causes this. Law pointed at Zoro who looks proud of himself.

"He did that." Zoro just smiled.

"The two morons always fought against each other, so it's normal for this to occur sometimes." Rengoku is in disbelief. It is okay for them to kill fight until they almost get each other killed?!

"Don't worry, he'll recover soon, but now? He needs a little rest, that's it" Law explained while others just nodded their heads in unison.

"I just thought about it, where's the little brat?" Doflamingo wonders where is the Mist Hashira.

Muichiro's

Muichiro just stares at the starry sky, while wondering what is he supposed to do now. The airheaded little boy seems to be in a daze of some sort.

"I think I need to go somewhere this night, but where?" He tried to remember something.

"Maybe some sleep will help." He crawls up back to his bed, trying to get some sleep. He didn't think much about it as he thought it isn't important at all.

Yep, he forgot about it.

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