A Cook, A Doctor, A Ghost and A Ronin.

Chaotic

"Everyone, I am glad that each of you could make it here. I am thankful for everything you guys have done when we were comrades." Uzui make a speech. 

"I will not forget the times and the memories that I made alongside each and everyone of you. I would really wanted to expressed my gratitude towards Master but sadly, he wasn't able to come." Uzui continued with a hint of sadness.

"Can you make it 30 seconds or less? I'm getting sleepy." Doflamingo yawned. He's not a guy that listens to this type of speech. Makes him all drowsy.

"In short! I thank all of you for being with me till the end!" Uzui raised his glass for a toast.

"Happy retirement, I guess." Iguro said solemnly

"Cheers!" Everyone shouted in unison before taking a shot. Except for Giyuu of course, who said it in slow voice where no one could hear him. Gyomei didn't drink as well as Muichiro. Instead, they drank fruit juice.

"All right! Its yakiniku time!!" Everyone grabbed their own chopsticks and took the cuts they desire. It seems that Ubuyashiki is quite generous. He did not only prepare the finest cuts of beef, but also plenty of side dishes that could be chose. 

"Hey, how did you use this shit?" Although Doflamingo seems to struggle using the chopsticks. How the hell did you se this? Doflamingo never bothered using chopsticks before. In fact, this is the first time he uses it. 

"Well, it's quite easy to use..." Giyuu explains Doflamingo how to use chopsticks and show him the ways.

"The top blade is mine! Don't touch it!" Zoro warns others to not touch the upper top blade is his. As it is a good lean meat, good for increasing muscle mass in weight training. He's crazy about training this time.

"You idiot! you should start with the salted tongue first! You can't go in like that!!" Sanji forbids Zoro.

"Why should we even start with salted tongue?! Don't order me around!" Zoro protests. He hates when people order him around, except Luffy.

"We should salted tongue! It is fairly mild, so it won't be impressive if we start with sauced cuts. Not to mention, the leftover sauce on the grill would mess up the simple taste-

"Ooh, ribeye." Doflamingo, finally getting the hang of using chopsticks, pick up the beautiful marbled ribeye cut and lay it on the grill as he ignored Sanji's rambling.

"No, that's not how you do it!!" Sanji shrieks. Then, everyone started to follow Doflamingo's footsteps, taking their own cut of meat.

"No!!!" Sanji breaks down.

"Seriously, can you stop being dramatic?" Iguro just can't stand people like Sanji. 

"Umai! Umai! Umai!!!!!!" Rengoku immediately said delicious consecutive times, loudly. Its loud enough to annoy others.

"You too, Rengoku. Can you be more quiet?" Iguro switched his attention towards Rengoku.

"Hello, I've been wanting to ask this for a long time." Muichiro tells everyone a question that he always forgets.

"Brook, you're a skeleton. How did you eat?" Muichiro dropped the question. Everyone stares at the fellow afro skeleton. It's true, how did Brook eat if he's a skeleton? This is a perfect opportunity.

Brook took a piece of well-done beef, put it inside his mouth, chew it using his teeth and the food disappear into as it went down the throat.

"Wait, can you do that again?" Muichiro seems to be more and more interested in Brook.

"Where did the food go?" Sanemi also wanted to know. It's not everyday you see a skeleton that can talk, eat and did everything like a normal human.

"Do you poop?" Muichiro asks again.

"Yes I do poop." Brook answers honestly.

"Stop asking weird question! And Brook! Why do you answer that?!" Law scolds them for talking about something like poop in dining table. It makes him loses his appetite.

"Truly, it's such a miracle that the dead can poop." Gyomei cries at the miracle that they're talking about.

"No, that's not a miracle, that's disgusting." Law retorted. What kind of shitty miracle is that then?!

"That's a flashy talking skeleton right there!! I'm amazed that you can poop! That's flashy!!" Uzui complimented Brook.

"Can you guys stop talking about poop?!" Law screamed. He's serious.

"Yeah, Law-san is right. It's improper to talk about such thing like that." Mitsuri supported Law.

"By the way, Iguro-san, how did you eat with that bandage wrapping your mouth?" Rengoku wants to know.

"Mind your own business." As he says that, the bandage around his face was loosened by Iguro himself, making a space where he could eat.

"Well, that explains it! Thanks for answering!" Rengoku thanked Iguro although Iguro wasn't responding.

"Oh, that one is cooked to my liking." Sanji reaches out to a piece of chuck that is medium rare, that suited to his liking.

*Fwish!*

"Hey!" Before Sanji's eyes, the chuck was taken by Zoro as he gladly swallows the beef after chewing it. Then Zoro just grinned at him.

"What's wrong?" Zoro asks a question that he already knew the answer.

"That's mine!!" Sanji exclaim that Zoro took his meat before his eyes.

"Well, didn't see your name on it, didn't you perverted cook?" Zoro make a face before Sanji. Sanji is left unsatisfied. Tick mark appeared out of nowhere.

*Fwish!*

"Hoi!" As Zoro was reaching towards a loin cut, it disappear before his eyes. Zoro looked dead in the eyes of the perpetrator.

"Didn't see your name on it, wasn't it?" Sanji fires the same bullet that Zoro fires earlier before. That leaves Zoro with a tick mark on his forehead, too.

"What's wrong with you, shitty runaway prince?!" Zoro insulted Sanji once again.

"You started this first, you bastard!" Sanji defended his cause.

And who could actually knew that the normal celebratory yakiniku event turns out to be a full-scale war of the two of the monsters, simply getting pissed at the most little things.

As the two bicker, Doflamingo just laughs at their shenanigans as he thought that its a perfect show with yakiniku. Law just facepalmed at the two idiots for messing around again and again. Brook is having fun eating while chatting with other Hashira.