A Cook, A Doctor, A Ghost and A Ronin.

Argument

"Wanna fight, you  pinwheeled eyebrowed bastard?!" Zoro pointed all of his swords at Sanji. His veins is bulging from anger. The tension is getting higher and higher as sparks of hatred is ignited between the two. With intent to kill is clearly could be seen from the two pirates. 

"Sure! How hard is it to handle a mosshead that's always lost his way? I'll wipe the floor with you!" Sanji replied as a devilish scowl appeared on his face as he is pissed with Zoro. When he thought that he could have a chance with the Love Hashira, this dude appears like a wild Pokémon! 

"Really? Well, I doubt it! That's rich from a guy that gets a nosebleeds every time he met a girl! You remember Fishman Island?! As expected from you shitty love cook!" Zoro comes with an absolute fact against Sanji, referencing how he almost died when he was swarmed with mermaids back then.

"That's it! I'm going to put you on the ground, and I'll clobber your fucking ugly face!!" There's no more holding back. This tense argument could only end with a duel to the death. The Pirate Hunter and The Black Leg is eyeing each other with the intent to kill.

"Please, you two! Stop fighting! We're fighting an Upper Rank Four right now! Can we not fight right now? Lives are at stake right now!" Kanroji plead to them to stop fighting right now as it very doesn't fit the current situation well. Are they really are friends? Kanroji thought.

As their heated argument ensues, there is one man or accurately a demon is much more infuriated than those two. For the first time in his life, had he ever been humiliated like this. He was the Upper Rank Four, Upper Rank Four! Yet Zoro and Sanji didn't even bat an eye. Heck, they were ignoring him! This is the first time someone had humiliated him this bad. Acting like he somewhat didn't exist at all.

How dare they....ignore me?! Acting like I wasn't important and didn't exist at all?! You dare argue in front of me, Zohakuten, at times like this?! Zohakuten felt so humiliated by the two. They could still argue like Zohakuten is invisible. Tick mark appeared on the demon's forehead.

"Uh oh. Guys! Please! Stop fighting! Now's not the right time for it! Focus on our own objective!" Seeing how Zohakuten is being fired up by Zoro and Sanji's actions, Kanroji keep on persuading them to stop fighting as if they're keep adding fuel to the fire.

"I'm going to put you down, once and for all you goddamned mosshead!" Sanji threatened Zoro.

"Bring it on! I'm going to send you back to Kamabakka, where you truly belong as their residence!" Zoro stated that he was ready to face the cook. 

"You mongrels! You dare ignore me-

"We don't talk about Kamabakka, you insensitive fuck! I was imprisoned in that hellhole! My soul and heart was tortured there for the last two fucking years!" Zohakuten's speech was instantly cut off by Sanji. Sanji seemed to dislike talking about his experience back in Kamabakka.

"Imprisoned? Tortured? Cut that shit off! You're just stuck in an island full of queers! Why? You can handle being with your own kind?~" Zoro mocked Sanji by calling him one of the queers.

"Damn you! Do you know how much do I have to endure those 2 years?! It was nothing but pain, disgust and suffering! It was a nightmare repeating over and over!" Sanji still couldn't get the image of the 'girls' at Momoiro Island out of his head.

"Is not seeing a real woman for two years really could be that bad to you?! Wait, thinking about it again, for someone as perverted as you, it might be fatal." Zoro contemplate whether not seeing a real woman could have a dangerous effect to Sanji.

"What does that even mean?!" Sanji demanded a proper explanation.

"You should be grateful! For once there are those that genuinely loved you and chase after you!" Zoro tried to put it in the positive perspective.

"Ehh?!!!!" Sanji's blood is boiling.

"Now you've done it!!" Zohakuten can't hold out being humiliated anymore. He can't stand being ignored anymore. He strikes his drums that are attached to him, in a fast lightning speed. He had enough of this. He can't bear this humiliation.

*Tonk!*

*Tonk!*

*Graaaah!*

Countless wooden dragons strikes relentlessly towards the two. Kanroji is panicking due to the attack that is coming towards them yet, these two is still arguing like there's now tomorrow. "Guys!!! Incoming!! Please!! I beg of you! Please stop fighting right now!!" 

"Shut"

"The"

"Fuck"

"Up!"

They shouted towards Zohakuten. They were busy arguing against each other. They had no time to waste on pointless meddling and affairs. The thing that they're arguing against each other are even more important. 

Both of them shouted in unison, both seemingly to be deeply annoyed by Zohakuten's blabbering that seems to not interest them. Zoro raised his sword. Sanji's  on the other hand is smoking hot with flames.

"One Sword Style: Disaster Harbor Bird!" A powerful one single compressed slash was sent flying.

"Diable Jamble: Frites Assorties!" Jumping high into the air, Sanji delivers three simultaneous kicks in three directions, knocking those wooden dragons out of their consciousness. He wonder if the captain could dodge it.

*Ka-boom!*

"Don't bother us!!" Zoro stated. They pretty much prefer if they weren't bothered.

Kanroji was left speechless. As much as they look like an idiot, they does seemed to be prepared . She had no idea for this two are extremely strong. Their eyes are now fixated upon Zohakuten with a hint of glimmer in her eyes. 

"Say, let's have a competition! Those who kill him first wins!" Sanji planned an idea that who managed to take down Zohakuten fist will be described a a winner. Since their argument won't bring them anywhere.

"Really? Well bring it on!" Zoro accepted the challenge with a smirk that form on his face. He accepted that idea and he is confident that he would be the first one to ever reach the finish line.