[DIA] (BFDI x II) A Black Hole living on Earth

Translation

Black Hole's P.O.V:

I've spend this day so far rather silent due to my uh... current condition, I don't plan to confuse anyone right now. And frankly it's really irritating, I relax myself and sort though my locker when both Pin and Leafy come up and grab my attention. 

Leafy: Hey Black Hole, Pin and I are planning to so to the mall after school you wanna come?

As fun as that sounds I wasn't really in the mood right now so I politely nodded without another word and got back to what I was doing.

Leafy: No? Well okay then.

Pin: Hey is it just or has Black Hole been really quiet today? 

Leafy: Well he's much of a chatty person in general.

Pin: No, I mean Teardrop kind of quiet. 

Leafy: Oh yeah now that you mention it, he hasn't said a word in History. I wonder if something is bothering him.

Pin: Well, only one way to find out. Hey Black Hole, we've noticed you've been really quiet today is there something going on that's bothering you?

I nod yes indicating them that I am troubled with something a the moment.

Leafy: Would you care to tell us then?

I nod no again for obvious reason.

Leafy: So.. you're not gonna tell us what's wrong?

I nod proving Leafy to be correct but she gets even more confused.

Leafy: Yes you're not or yes you will?

Pin: OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD BLACK HOLE WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

Black Hole: *sigh* そのことは話したくない。

Pin & Leafy: ???

Pin: Well that's not what I was expecting... Why is he speaking like he's in an undubbed anime?

Leafy shrugs, this was exactly what I've been trying to avoid. I wish I was still able to explain what happened... 

Leafy: Did you get japanese lessons from Foldy or something, That's pretty cool. But maybe just stick to english for now?

I slightly facepalm myself and an idea hits me, I grab my notebook and write down a short story of why I'm talking like and hand it to them.

Pin: Okay you also have skilled multi-language penmanship, you don't have to show off.

Wait what does she mean by that? I swipe the note back to recheck my writing only to realize I wrote it all in japanese kanji! I was so frustrated I started banging my head on my own locker door.

Black Hole: *screams in anger* 

Leafy: Uh I don't think that what he's trying to tell us Pin... Okay okay you made your point calm down, you're gonna break the door off the hinges! And trust me that isn't cheap.

Pin: Maybe we should ask the rest of Death P.A.C.T. about this, they're with him more often then anyone.

Black Hole: はいはい！デスパクト！

Pin: Oh, you want to go consult this problem with your club too huh?

I nod happily, immediately grab the girls and fly off to find them.

Leafy: Ooh, I guess we're going now. 

At the Library Normal P.O.V:

Tree: Yeah, Lightning already told us about this and how it happened. We were as confused as you.

Black Hole: 状況についての私の考えを共有しますが、皆さんはそれらを理解することができません.

Pen: Don't worry buddy, I got a temporary solution for this. Can I just see your phone for a moment?

Black Hole: 確かに、私は推測します..

Black Hole gives Pen his phone and after a few minuets of fiddling gives it back to him with something unfamiliar open.

Pen: There you go, I download a translator app I found the other day. Just set it to the right language, speak into the phone what you want to say and it'll translate into english. If you set the translation to that of course.

Liy: Does that really work Pen?

Pen: Have I steered you wrong before Liy?

Liy: I... I won't even argue.

Black Hole: ええと、テストテスト。これは私の声をはっきりと聞くことができますか？(Ahem, testing testing. Can this thing hear me clearly?)

Leafy: Hey it works.

Bottle: That makes talking with so much easier now!

Lightning: Thank goodness for that.

Marker: Wait Lightning, you watch a lot of anime but you don't understand japanese?

Lightning: Only a little of it plus I always watch dubbed anime and that's it.

*RIIIIIIINGGGG* 

Pin: Well, time for class.

Remote: Yay chemistry, c'mon Black Hole!

~To be Continued~

(Author's NOTE: Hey guys just to let y'all know, my postings on this story are gonna slow down again. But that's because I'm now working on a new book to the DIA AU, if you like Inanimate insanity [and Bickel] than you should give it a read sometime)