[DIA] (BFDI x II) A Black Hole living on Earth

SILENCED

Normal P.O.V:

Golf Ball and Tennis Ball continue to watch over the two MePhones that infiltrated GB's house through a set of hidden cameras as both 5S and 5C sweep every room. 

Tennis Ball: So uh Golf Ball? Why do you have so many cameras around your house?

Golf Ball: I put them around so if we were to get robbed I would have the culprit caught in the 4K.

Tennis Ball: Cool, maybe you could install some security at my house. ^u^

Golf Ball: Be quite TB they noticed the basement, the 2nd entrance to my factory in in there.

Tennis Ball: Wh-what are we going to do when they do find this place? 

Golf Ball: Simple, we silence them!

Tennis Ball: Uh are you okay?

Back at the jungle Death P.A.C.T. tried to keep themselves occupied, Bottle and Remote played games with Cherry Jr, Liy patrolled the area, Pillow and Pie fell asleep, Marker teaches Tree and Fanny how to communicate via dance and Lightning and Pen watched Black Hole continue trying to break his restraints. 

Lightning: This is just sad to watch.

Pen: I agree, this is the second time I've witnessed him in a situation where he's stuck looking and likely feeling pathetic. 

Black Hole is then seen frantically smashing his hands on a big rock until it turns into a pile of pebbles, he lets out a bone shaking yell of frustration that scares away a bunch of birds and sits under a tree sulking. Pen then decides to go talk to him.

Black Hole: RAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

Pen: Maybe I should go check up on him. (While we still have a jungle left to hide in.)

Pen: Hey buddy, not doing okay I assume?

Black Hole: Does it look like I'm doing okay!??

Pen: Hey chill out, GB and TB will find a way to free your powers ounce this whole thing is over.

Black Hole: I hope so, with these things stuck on me all I can do is suck.

Black Hole then lays his head against the tree and quickly pulls back away from it leaving an indent on said tree.

Black Hole: ... Literally.

Marker: *dancing* (You're doing great guys!)

Fanny: *dances* (I hate dancing)

Tree: *happy dance* (I'm having so much fun yoyle dancing! I'll be real with you guys I've been pretty stressed with my boyfriend being in danger of eternal slavery to a mass corporate but this really boosts my mood, maybe I should get him into this so he can cheer up too! You know I think we could start a new club with this Dance P.A.C.T. we'll call it actually no that sound a bit silly that I think about it. By the way my biggest secret is-) ^U^

Fanny: *angry dance* (I DID NOT GET A WORD OF THAT!) >XC

Marker: *dance* (Try to say a bit less through dance) 

Liy: I wonder how GB and TB are doing.

Back at the factory Golf Ball uses her control over the basement to mess with Mephone 5S and 5C while Tennis Ball sets up something with a blueprint from GB.

Tennis Ball: Golf Ball... are you sure this is going to work?

Golf Ball: Yes Tennis Ball this will work. Are you doubting my genius?

Tennis Ball: N-No! Not at all! It's just uh this trap seems rather...

As TB finds the words to explain the set up he finishes tying a life-size mannequin dressed as a bootleg Black Hole and then hangs it up over the incinerator. 

Tennis Ball: Obvious. I mean we're up against sentient computers.

Golf Ball: Trust be TB, they'll fall for it. And I mean that in both ways, HA! And everyone says I'm not funny. Now go hide up the stairs, I'll meet you at the exit.

Tennis Ball does as she says and Golf Ball looks at the screen seeing the Mephones find their way through the steam. She then hides behind something with the other end of the rope in hand and waits.

MePhone5S: Ugh, this steam is super bad for my screen!

MePhone5C: I found something, looks like... a door.

5S: Well open it.

5C: It needs a passcode. 

5S: I have my own code that'll get us in.

*BOOM*

Golf Ball flinches as the basement entrance to the factory gets blown clean off and sees the two phones step in. 

5C: You've always had a way with secrets baby.

5S: I know. Now since the singularity tracking stopped around this house the black hole must be hiding here. 

5C: I see it!

As Mephone5C points to the decoy Golf Ball presses a button that activates a speaker on it with edited voice clips of Black Hole's voice.

Fake BH: -ZZT- Oh no, I'm found and stuck in a corner! If they get closer they'll get me as I can't escape!

5C: At last it realizes, Boss will be proud. Let's get him!

The two phones run up to capture 'Black Hole', Golf Ball waits for the right moment and releases the rope making the decoy fall in the incinerator and the two phones jump in after it ending their existences.

5S: It's getting away!

5S & 5C: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHhhhhh.....

Golf Ball: HAHAHAHAHAHA! That outta keep you off our backs! 

Tennis Ball: Woah that really worked!

Golf Ball: Of course it did, the newer the MePhone model the less intelligent they are. By comparison it would make our vice principal the smartest model but he's still not very bright. Now, the cameras around Murder Trout Ave suggests there're other MePhones out there looking for Black Hole, let's get out of here and prepare to go after them.

Tennis Ball: Okay!

~To be Continued~

(Author's NOTE: I have a slight confession... I didn't plan the rest of this arc past this point. X_X Expect slower uploads from here.)