[DIA] (BFDI x II) A Black Hole living on Earth

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Normal P.O.V:

Black Hole and Marker find the park or at least what's leaf of it and proceed to land on one of the floating picnic tables where each of the other members of Death P.A.C.T. are sitting as well as many other survivors that likely were saved by Death P.A.C.T. too, Bell and Foldy were also there hovering a few feet over the lava. Black Hole slowly places Marker on a table closest to them so he can talk with Foldy and then moves over to Death P.A.C.T. who seem to be missing a few people.

Liy: Okay, let's get a head count. We just got Black Hole and Marker... we have Tree, Remote, Pen... and Pillow. Ok we're missing Lightning, Bottle and Fanny and Pie. 

Pen: Bottle sadly got caught in the lava so she won't be with us at the moment.

Liy: I've yet to get a from Lightning or Fanny after sending the message to meet here so I can only assume the worst for them too.

Tree: It's okay though, I'm sure once this madness is handled with 4 will recover everyone.

Remote: True, the Algebralian method of recovery is far less likely to fail compared to recovery machines. Also, Pen what is wrong with your friend Blocky? Why is he sitting like that??

Remote gestures Pen to Blocky next to him who's just sitting idle in a strange position.

Pen: Yeah.. Blocky does that sometimes, we don't know why exactly but we know that when he's like this it's tough to snap him out of it.

Foldy: Wait, Pen are you implying that Blocky enters some kind of trance when he sits that way?

Pen: I guess so..?

Bell: Please get off me.

Black Hole: Let me try to wake him up.

Black Hole then floats over to Blocky and looks to his face.

Black Hole: Hello? Hey, Earth to Blocky! Say something-

Black Hole knocks at his head a couple times when Pen immediately thwaps his hand away frantically. Blocky however remains unmoved after that.

Pen: *stammers* BLACK HOLE, YOU CAN'T JUST KNOCK ON WOOD OBJECTS! D:)

Bell: Yeah, they hate it when you do that!

Black Hole: O-kay okay I'm sorry! Wait Blocky is made of wood?

Pen: Well yeah. What'd you think he was made of?

Black Hole: I- I don't know, some kind of mineral??

TV hops over to the table Death P.A.C.T. (and Blocky) were on and speaks to them with archived audio clips of other people's voices.

TV: I can help you guys find where Pie is.

Liy: Really TV? That would be really helpful, how can you do that though?

TV: Well, I'll need Remote to assist me in this as she can detect signals.

Remote: I don't see any problem with that.

Remote and TV connect their satellite systems, TV then emits a radio wave out to the city. On his screen then shows a set of numbers labeled "Location of Pie's phone".

Pillow: How does that help us find Pie?

Remote: TV is showing us her coordinates.

TV plays a small fanfare confirming Remote being correct.

Tree: But where exactly are those coordinates?

TV's screen changes to show the tip of a big hill full of junk where Pie is sitting along with Flower, Gelatin, Cloudy and Needle.

Tree: At Cloudy's collection hill? Ok then, Black Hole you're the only one around here who can fly. If you know where Cloudy's place is could you go over there and get Pie?

Black Hole: I don't really know where Cloudy lives but that won't stop me from looking, I'm on it.

After Black Hole flies away to find Cloudy's hill, Bell realizes something and turns to the rest of death P.A.C.T.

Bell: Wait a minuet... Why the ding-dong are we just sitting around waiting for the problem to fix itself, when Black Hole can just remove all of the lava in a matter of seconds!?

Spongey: Yeah!

Pen: OH! You're so right Bell! Black Hole can suck up all the lava! ah but he already left, let's just tell him this plan when he gets back.

Liy: Well his suckage is pretty vital to this problem, but I don't think he'd just forget such a vital thing about him.

Match: Well Lighting always forgets he can fly so it's a possibility.

~Meanwhile~

Cloudy flies around his tree house in raincloud form, while Pie Gelatin Needle and Flower just sit around.

Gelatin: Y'know guys there isn't enough room up here.

Flower: Hm, you're right Gelatin. 

Flower attempts to push him off the hill when an elongated arm catches him and puts him back.

Flower: Huh!? Pie! 

Pie: I know what you going to do Flower, I can't let you kill him.

Flower: Grrr!

Needle: Cloudy you could rain as much as you'd like but that's not enough to cool the lava.

Cloudy: I know that! I'm only doing this to try to keep my flammable home from goin up in flames! Especially since I called Puffball to bring Rocky here safe.

Gelatin: I see something flying towards us.

Cloudy: Is it Puffball?

Needle: Nope, It's Black Hole, but he's in Death P.A.C.T. so that means we're safe.

Flower: Thank gardener.

Black Hole arrives and picks up Pie.

Black Hole: There you guys are, C'mon Pie everyone else is waiting for you.

Gelatin: WAIT TAKE ME WITH YOU!

Black Hole: I'm not leaving anyone behind don't worry. Form a chain everyone. You coming Cloudy?

Cloudy: You guys go on ahead, I'm waiting for someone.

~To be Continued~

(Author's NOTE: Liy's right, I 'wonder' why Black Hole didn't resort to that???)