Fans and Allergies

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Normal P.O.V:

A few members of Death P.A.C.T gather at a table for lunch. Black Hole plays a game on his phone as he eats, Tree and Liy talk together, Marker and Lightning get Fanny caught up and Pen appears to be working on late homework sheets. Stapy then rolls up to the group showing them something.

Stapy: Hey guys, check out my new electric wheelchair! Pretty cool huh?

Pen: Nice dude!

Black Hole: Sweet.

Fanny: Good for you.

Liy: Nice. 

Lightning: Awesome!

Marker: Now we don't have to push you everywhere.

Stapy: Yep! Also Marker, don't mess around with this one please. This baby is even more expensive than the regular one.

Marker: Okaaay...

Stapy: Wanna eat with me and Foldy?

Marker: YAH!

Stapy: See ya guys later.

Tree: See you too.

Lightning: Hey Black Hole, I bet you can't turn your head 180 degrees like an owl.

Black Hole: Just 180 degrees? Pfff- I can do better than that.

Black Hole demonstrates this by effortlessly turning his head an entire 360 degrees no surprise to just about everyone.

Lightning: I don't even know what I expected honestly...

Black Hole: I can also do it vertically and turn my face around while it's still in place.

His face turns upside down and it does a full vertical turn and rearranges back to it's original position, Pen facepalms himself after witnessing it all.

Pen: Okay dude we got it. You don't have to show off.

Black Hole: My bad... :(

Flower: Hey guys is this seat taken? 

Lightning: Hi Flowey, yeah you could sit with us if you'd like.

Liy: Some of us just won't be pleased about it.

Tree: LIY!

Almost everyone chuckles at the snarky comment but gets cut short right as Flower sits between Lightning and Fanny when the blue desk fan suddenly starts sneezing a bit, and with each sneeze her blades shortly activated on full blast making short but big gusts of wind at anyone she faced. Tree's scarf almost flies off and even Lightning got blown away from the table (until he came back after).

Fanny: Ah.. ah.. AH-CHOO!

Everyone: ._.

Black Hole: gesundheit...

Fanny: *sniff* Thanks.. AHH-CHOOO!!

Fanny sneezes again this time blowing all of Flower's petals clean off her head.

Flower: AHH! MY PETALS!

Liy: Welp, there's an image I'll never get out of my head.

Flower: FANNY I OUGHTA CRU-!

Black Hole: Ahem!

Death P.A.C.T share intimidating glares at Flower giving her a clear message to pick her next words very very carefully.

Flower: Uuh.. Crrr-Crunch on my carrot sticks dipped in ranch. *chuckle* I can easily regrow my petals. *groans* 

Flower grunts a bit and surely enough one by one all five of her petals grew back.

Tree: Fanny are you feeling okay?

Fanny: *sniff* No. My throat tickles, my eyes water, my- ah-ah-AH..

Lighting: GET DOWN!

Black Hole swiftly grabs Fanny and holds her the other way to let her sneeze, which ends up blowing Leafy away instead.

Fanny: AHH-CHOO!!

*woosh*

Leafy: Aaaaaahhhhh......!

Black Hole: ooooooh.... Sorry Leafy!

Liy: Maybe it's allergies acting up.

Black Hole: What are those?

Pen: Allergies are what some people have if they're hyperly sensitive to certain things, they're many kinds of allergies. For example I have an allergy to eggs.

Black Hole: Eggs make you sneeze???

Pen: Well.. no, I just can't eat eggs or anything made with eggs. I get really really sick if I do, not to mention I break out into itchy hives.. it's not pretty.

Flower: TMI Pen, TMI... XP

Tree: That aside... Liy might be on to something, maybe Fanny is having seasonal allergies. Spring is a dreadful time for some allergens, with all the pollen and such.

Flower: Ooooh, in that case maybe I shouldn't stay here. I could be aggravating her symptoms.

Fanny: Oh nooo whatever gave you that silly idea? *cough cough*

Flower picks up her bento box and leaves.

Liy: Well it's merely a hypothesis, I think we should take Fanny to the Nurse's office to get her tested.

Fanny: NO. *sniiiff* I HATE NURSES-!! AH-AH-AHH-CHOOO!!!

Fanny sneezes again this time her wind blast blows Pen's past due worksheets all over the place as he franticly tries to pick them up he looks at Fanny with high annoyance. 

Pen: Well I hate having my late homework that I'm working on to avoid trouble scattered all over my space, GO TO THE NURSE FOR FLIPS SAKE!

Fanny: *grumble*

Later at the school nurse's office, Nurse Band-Aid gives Fanny a light check up on her symptoms. 

Band-Aid: Say 'ahh'.

Fanny: Ahhh...

Band-Aid: Uh-huh... This is very much a seasonal allergy to pollen you're suffering through, pretty bad symptoms too. I'll have to prescribe you to go home early, get some rest and when you do come to school stay clear of plants until the allergy season passes.

Black Hole: Does my boyfriend Tree count? He doesn't have any leaves right now so...

Band-Aid: Yes I believe that's fine.

Fanny: Well the only way I can go home with having Bubble drive me but I'd hate- ah-ah-AH-CHOO! ugh, You get the idea...

Band-Aid: Do you not have a parent or guardian you live with?

Fanny: No, I hate my family!

Band-Aid: *sigh* I suppose you can stay here until school's out, as for the rest of you off to class. Go on.

Lightning: Get well soon Fanny.

The other members of Death P.A.C.T. exit the nurse's office to go to class leaving Fanny to rest on one of the beds to wait out the rest of the school day.

Fanny: (I hate pollen...)

~To be Continued~

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